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# Now I can accept b3ta members request! XD
らくがき描くよー。:D

*Finished* www.b3ta.com/board/10715745
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:07, archived)
# Something 18 or over
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:09, archived)
# Even male? :3
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:12, archived)
# If you like
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:17, archived)
# Draw a rabbit nun with writing on its ar-
Oh, you've done that.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:12, archived)
# Already doing ^^
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:13, archived)
# Why not draw yourself?
Like, not any fancy smancy anime crap either. Sit in front of a mirror and draw what you see. Should be interesting to see if you have a style other than the anime one you constantly employ.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:47, archived)
# this^
I like the anime style and have no objections to those who constantly employ it, but it would be interesting to see how you'd draw without it.
Like when some guy who's been a goth for the past ten years suddenly grows up, stops spending the first hour of every day dressing up, and realises nobody cares what he looks like, that life away from his bedroom mirror is actually incredibly interesting, and people start to find him worth talking to because he actually has genuine, personal interests and is no longer just a pathetic, walking cliche.

..possibly went off on a tangent there.
(SquidHead, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 15:20, archived)
# Holy shit... that's ME! o____o
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 15:22, archived)
# But writing poetry, collecting dead things in jars and spending my life moping around a cemetery ARE genuine personal interests
*runs off crying*
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 15:26, archived)
# Youre, obsessed, man!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 15:28, archived)
# I'm not obsessed!
*closes cupboard door, hiding Moggy shrine*
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 15:31, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:14, archived)
# ^ Arse!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:55, archived)
# Miniature robotic kangaroos on a zero-gravity dance floor
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:13, archived)
# Romantic :3
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:15, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:07, archived)
# That's one hellavu clagnut
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:14, archived)
# clagnut... clag+nut?
hmm.
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:18, archived)
# ..
It was a most stubborn clagnut that resulted in crayoning Brian's underpants with a distinctive earthy hew.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:18, archived)
# Ha ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:19, archived)
# I can't understand "clagnut" I don't find in english dictionary.
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:21, archived)
#
www.google.co.uk/search?q=clagnut
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:22, archived)
# Haha, poor Richard Rutter.
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:24, archived)
#
www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=clagnut

You're welcome.
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:23, archived)
# damn you Adams
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:23, archived)
# Brian's underpants?
who is Brian?? :S
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:26, archived)
# I'm Brian
And so is my Wife
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:30, archived)
# I'm Brian!
And so's my wife!

edit: sweet sweet mindpiss
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:30, archived)
# That is an example. It does not matter who Brian is.
Read the definition.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:33, archived)
# He is not Brian De Palma. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:46, archived)
# No. No he's not.
I meant read the dictionary definition in the link, then you will understand what a clagnut is. You must have them in Japan. I would love to know what you call them.

Edit: I've emailed my friend in Tokyo to see if he knows.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:52, archived)
# They only have pixellated clagnuts
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:56, archived)
# Hot off the press, there is apparently no Japanese word for clagnut,
although they have many words for shit. I bet their arses are caked with them. Caked, I say. And there is nothing they can do about it, as they have no words to describe them.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:02, archived)
# Oh the horror
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:02, archived)
# They do have those fancy cybertoilets that shoot water up your bum
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:04, archived)
# Then maybe the word has simply fallen into disuse.
I was hoping there would be a kanji symbol for it, but sadly not.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:06, archived)
# A land without clagnuts.
'appen.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:08, archived)
# see also
"winnets"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:09, archived)
# Moggy is a shemale?
(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:15, archived)
# NAH D:
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:19, archived)
#
she
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:10, archived)
# draw this
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:16, archived)
# Ignoring the CDC for a minute, any idea what breed (if any) that one on the left is?
(I helped save b3ta! Antubis right round, like a record, lion, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:27, archived)
# Looks like a long haired Collie to me
nicked pic from BBC Crufts photos today
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:32, archived)
# Yeah I think you're right, probably a pup.
Still trying to identify my dog, closest I can come is a ridiculously small saluki
(I helped save b3ta! Antubis right round, like a record, lion, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:37, archived)
# freebase raping flanbase
both of them wearing bunny costumes
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:18, archived)
# with tits
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:20, archived)
# and sick
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:39, archived)
# I see.
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:22, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:21, archived)
# A man in shining metallic armature emerges from the haze of battle.
A shield on the arm of the figure displays be-titted squirrels rampant on a field of crimson. The figure swings it's huge zweihander into the neck of a passing French footman, beheading him completely before nonchalantly kicking over the spurting corpse. Removing his helmet, the figure spits on the face of his Gallic foe, before laughing heartily and running off to kill more of his countrymen. for it is Sir Phillip, hero of the lands, slayer of Frenchmen and some-time toucher of hams. Peasants gape as he sashays past, throwing tributes like confetti amongst the unworthy serfs.
His eyes alight on a comely wench, who he drags off back to his castle, where he makes her wear a coat of foxtails and they yiff long into the night.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:19, archived)
# Aah, a coat of foxtails!

edit/ what's happened to JJ and his threadwaste time, have we frightened him off?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:56, archived)
# It appears he's being Moggy today
either that or the death threats from our Cirencester-based haulage specialist are starting to get on his nerves.

Or he's just busy, or can't be arsed.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:04, archived)
# I reckon it's this Cirencester-based haulage specialist
freespace.virgin.net/barry.haulage/

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:10, archived)
# Ha ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:19, archived)
# haha!
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:23, archived)
# :D
www.misterwhat.co.uk/company/974711-dave-the-man-with-the-van-colchester
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:26, archived)
# Sir Rhodes Boyson and Cyril Smith dressed up like characters of your choice from Ninja Scroll
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:20, archived)
#
Smith Sneer
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:22, archived)
# Do I REALLY need to post that pic again? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:35, archived)
# NO! PLEASE! NOOOOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:42, archived)
# hedgehog sushi
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder โ‚ wโ‚’โ‚™โ‚–y, wโ‚แตฅy wโ‚’โ‚™dโ‚‘แตฃ, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:20, archived)
# Like a delicious ^^
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:23, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:22, archived)
# ohh :O
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:28, archived)
# WILD HASLET!
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:23, archived)
# Bucky O'Hare
with tits.
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:26, archived)
# I was search on google, I found my friend page.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:38, archived)
# Yeah, why am I not surprised.
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:45, archived)
# cute rabbit. :3
*faving*
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:58, archived)
# Draw something funny, that involves neither jollyjack, anthropomorphosised human animal hybrids or stitching.
How about illustrating a contemporary Japanese joke? You must know some jokes, right? They do have comedy in Japan, admittedly most of what I've seen seems to involve degradation and farts, but I blame Clive James for that.

Tell us a joke Moggy, come on, you can do it. One joke, in a 3 panel cartoon strip. Come on, you can do it, it's not hard. We won't even know it's not your joke if you use a Japanese one.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:38, archived)
# ^This.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:39, archived)
# ^This
with tits
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:44, archived)
# sorry, Now I don't want hear JollyJack's name...
3 panel...
I don't get good ideas...
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:41, archived)
# O_O
You got it bad sister...you're in love.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:44, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:46, archived)
# It rubs the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again kind of love?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:48, archived)
# -_-
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:54, archived)
# Probably best to remove his name from your user ID then
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:44, archived)
# Now I can't change my ID.
important intention
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:49, archived)
# Ha ha...sweet sweet justice.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:52, archived)
# the Cold War with him.
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:02, archived)
# Uh yeah...he's in the bunker eating pie.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:05, archived)
# Why not?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:55, archived)
# It Astute readers already know.
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:59, archived)
# Ah yes, that thing about you being a fruitcake.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:02, archived)
# Ha ha...very astute of you.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:06, archived)
# I never forgive you
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:14, archived)
# XD Thanks!! XD
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:19, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:30, archived)
# aww don't you love JJ anymore?
tell us all about it
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:46, archived)
# ... In a 3-pane hilarious web comic
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:48, archived)
# I love hilarious 3 pane web comics
I should make one

so far I have drawn two hilarious 3 pane web comics

in total that is six (6) panes of hilarity

I should award myself an award :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:18, archived)
# Use a joke, any joke, a Japanese one would be best, then we won't have heard it.
It doesn't have to be your joke. Come on Moggy, you must have it in you to be funny.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:48, archived)
# Mine's the same as usual.
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:40, archived)
# Hmm. what? I forgot. ^^;
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:42, archived)
# bugger off.
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:45, archived)
# Draw a blade across your index finger
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:45, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:47, archived)
# *Shake my head from side to side*
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:51, archived)
# bindun...ha ha! XD
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:54, archived)
# Spider & Scorpion!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:48, archived)
# sorry, Now I don't want hear them....
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:52, archived)
# Ben Fogle wrestling with an elderly tortoise
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:54, archived)
# cool guy :D
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:01, archived)
# does the tortoise win ?
here's an attempt at your earlier request www.b3ta.com/board/10715502
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder โ‚ wโ‚’โ‚™โ‚–y, wโ‚แตฅy wโ‚’โ‚™dโ‚‘แตฃ, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:04, archived)
# Ann Widdecombe, naked and glistening
punping water for the whole village from the communal pump on the village green
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:58, archived)
# This would be a an interesting moment in manga illustration history.
If only it could be adapted into a 300 page back to front monthly epic read by salarymen on the bullet-train. If only there were someone Japanese on the board that could do it.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:10, archived)
# If ifs and buts
were yiffs and squits...
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:14, archived)
#
Paul Daniels on holiday in Israel with the lovely Debbie McGee
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:59, archived)
# 4 candles
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:00, archived)
# Draw a middle-aged truck driver pretending to be a Japanese girl on the internet, fucking off
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:11, archived)
# hahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:14, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:17, archived)
# DAVE!
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:18, archived)
# ^This.
Hard.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:18, archived)
# + back to DeviantArt
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:20, archived)
# *ignore*
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:19, archived)
# ZING!
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:21, archived)
# what, again?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:26, archived)
# If you play your cards right, you might get a mention in its next sig
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:36, archived)
# I have no humanism :(
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:54, archived)
# You well know.
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 15:10, archived)
# Funny kind of ignore
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 15:24, archived)
# I just ignore in request art list.
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 15:29, archived)
# hahahaha
XD
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 15:08, archived)
# draw an anthmorphised penguin that lives with a similarly anthromorphised cat and squirrel, and a bloke with weetabix for eyebrows
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:16, archived)
# oh it's a penguin?
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:18, archived)
# I thought it was a...
et cetera et cetera
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:28, archived)
# ad infinitum
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:31, archived)
# I can't imagine anyone drawing such a thing
the whole premise defies any kind of logic.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:19, archived)
# nah i can't. sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:23, archived)
# a tribble eating out maria's ass.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:31, archived)
# Draw a masterpiece
that takes years and years and years to make. Then come back and post it. Hopefully I'll be dead by then.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:35, archived)
# ^this with massive tits
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:38, archived)
# a pigeon with an axe
slaying cyborg pigeons
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:46, archived)