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# Draw something funny, that involves neither jollyjack, anthropomorphosised human animal hybrids or stitching.
How about illustrating a contemporary Japanese joke? You must know some jokes, right? They do have comedy in Japan, admittedly most of what I've seen seems to involve degradation and farts, but I blame Clive James for that.

Tell us a joke Moggy, come on, you can do it. One joke, in a 3 panel cartoon strip. Come on, you can do it, it's not hard. We won't even know it's not your joke if you use a Japanese one.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:38, archived)
# ^This.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:39, archived)
# ^This
with tits
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:44, archived)
# sorry, Now I don't want hear JollyJack's name...
3 panel...
I don't get good ideas...
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:41, archived)
# O_O
You got it bad sister...you're in love.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:44, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:46, archived)
# It rubs the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again kind of love?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:48, archived)
# -_-
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:54, archived)
# Probably best to remove his name from your user ID then
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:44, archived)
# Now I can't change my ID.
important intention
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:49, archived)
# Ha ha...sweet sweet justice.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:52, archived)
# the Cold War with him.
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:02, archived)
# Uh yeah...he's in the bunker eating pie.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:05, archived)
# Why not?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:55, archived)
# It Astute readers already know.
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:59, archived)
# Ah yes, that thing about you being a fruitcake.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:02, archived)
# Ha ha...very astute of you.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:06, archived)
# I never forgive you
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:14, archived)
# XD Thanks!! XD
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:19, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:30, archived)
# aww don't you love JJ anymore?
tell us all about it
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:46, archived)
# ... In a 3-pane hilarious web comic
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:48, archived)
# I love hilarious 3 pane web comics
I should make one

so far I have drawn two hilarious 3 pane web comics

in total that is six (6) panes of hilarity

I should award myself an award :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:18, archived)
# Use a joke, any joke, a Japanese one would be best, then we won't have heard it.
It doesn't have to be your joke. Come on Moggy, you must have it in you to be funny.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:48, archived)