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# It's Professor Brian Clox pointing at stars and shit!

'What time is it Brian?'
'Billions and Billions and Billions and Billions and Billions and Billions and Billions and Billions and Billions O'clock!'


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(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 18 Mar 2012, 13:04, archived)
# Hahahaha
Genuine out-loud lol muesli-fax-machine-impact scenario
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 18 Mar 2012, 13:12, archived)
# i see the stars, but i dont see the shit at which he is pointing :(
...still a fun pic though :)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 18 Mar 2012, 13:17, archived)
# The light of the shit has yet to reach our eyes as it's emanating from the centre of the Milky Way some billions of billions of billions of billions of billions of billions of miles away.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 18 Mar 2012, 13:30, archived)
# i never realized how amazing it can all be
i'll never flush again
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 18 Mar 2012, 13:54, archived)
#
It only looks brown... to our eyes... because it's light has yet... to travel... the vast... distance... from the centre of our.... galaxy... some billion to the power of billions away from us...
it makes you feel... all special... and sparkly... I wish I was... to be around... when the light of the shits... hits Earth... amazing! /Professor Brian Cox
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 18 Mar 2012, 13:59, archived)
# That time can be more easily expressed as four-and-a-half Sagans o' clock
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sagan_%28unit_of_measurement%29#Sagan_units
Furthermore: woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 18 Mar 2012, 13:40, archived)
# *cuts out and makes*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Sun 18 Mar 2012, 13:50, archived)
# An excellent accompaniment to my Carl Sagan clock :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 18 Mar 2012, 14:12, archived)
# nice : )
(I helped save b3ta! TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Sun 18 Mar 2012, 14:18, archived)
# Lol - Brian Clox =)
If ya think it's quarter past twelve, yer wrong. Very wrong.
(EricTViking, Sun 18 Mar 2012, 14:27, archived)
# Hurrah!
I think everybody reading this should go to their windows and shout "I LOVE COX!!" really loudly
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Sun 18 Mar 2012, 14:32, archived)
# We all love the Cox :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 18 Mar 2012, 14:42, archived)
# a rare moment of cox without his inane grin
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sun 18 Mar 2012, 14:44, archived)