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[challenge entry] ENERGY IS FREE - HILLARY NOT

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(imchocked CAPTAIN HE IS ALL TIME TOUCHING MY ASS, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 13:50, archived)
# what the shuddering...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 13:52, archived)
# THE POPE
is leaving Cuba after a three-day visit
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 13:54, archived)
#
and never come back
(imchocked CAPTAIN HE IS ALL TIME TOUCHING MY ASS, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 13:56, archived)
# holy crap
the last thing I see on b3ta before heading to work.
...it'll do :P
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 14:00, archived)
# I agree with everything you've said
(A Hospital Carpark, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 14:00, archived)
# O hai comedy renamed account.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 14:04, archived)
# Hello
i am an elephant, and im really good at phones and shit. Im writing this with my hard,erect trunk on a samsung galaxy tab. Im having trouble holding it though, as i dont have hands. Can you hold it for me while i poke it with my snork?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 14:09, archived)
# wow! toooo much for this time of day lol. brill nethertheless
(I helped save b3ta! skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 14:03, archived)
# Okey dokey, chief.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 14:03, archived)
# aaahahah
'chief'

I'M TALKIN BOUD A GREAT WHITE, CHIEF
youtu.be/XL-y4lDDtCY
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 14:09, archived)
# Afternoon, Dek.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 14:26, archived)
# Oh Hai Howdy
How goes your gubbins?
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 14:38, archived)
# Finished doing night shifts, so it's all fun in the sun for the rest of the week.
Hope the day finds you well, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 14:41, archived)
# What kind of nightshift?
I'm dabbling with work and trying to do as little as possible.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 14:59, archived)
# Been doing some shopfitting at Heathrow, Terminal 4.
Good money, terrible hours.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 15:08, archived)
# You should hide grenades in random pieces of luggage.
Keep the cunts on their toes.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 15:15, archived)
# It wouldn't be difficult. Just wear a hi-vis and wander about like you know what you're doing.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 15:27, archived)
# and where might one purchase a 'hi-vis'...does it help if you're high while wearing it?
Butt seriously, acting nonchalantly and entitled can get you in all kinds of adventures.*

* I can't think of any examples of this
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 15:34, archived)
# oh fuck, I thought that said shoplifting, and you were fucking about
Good juice, sir!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 15:25, archived)
# Ha-ha! The only shop open when I get there is Costa Coffee, and their filthy wares hold no interest for me.
All the good stuff is behind passport control.
You need a little bit more than just a cheeky smile and a bag of tools to get in there, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 15:33, archived)
# It must be fun to wander around there at night, having spicy adventures.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 15:39, archived)
# It's like a vast ghost ship, at night.
The few restless souls that do move around all talk in whispers.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 15:52, archived)
# I like how it's lifesize
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 14:03, archived)
# Hi Catni... oh.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 14:11, archived)
# turned out nice again!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 14:11, archived)
# japes aplenty
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 14:20, archived)
# especially after I filled the seat with cobras
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 14:26, archived)
# folklore or fact
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 14:38, archived)
# where's the Hulk option?
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 14:43, archived)
# That's quite
the something.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 14:47, archived)
# wow!...quite epic....reminds me of Dees
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 14:58, archived)
# a masterpiece
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 15:18, archived)