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# i'm not surprised she looks fat
that dress is dreadful!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 20:54, archived)
# It's how they always look when you have to take a size 6 in to make it fit!
How'sh mish monkey penny?
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 20:57, archived)
# fed up
and on the verge of a massive bender
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 20:59, archived)
# Sorry to hear that, But I here you're well practiced in doing benders the right way, so I'm sure you'll do it succsessfully!
Have you got a full night of supplies in?
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 21:02, archived)
# 4 pints of strongbow
and tesco is five minutes away. the 4 pints will probably be enough to knock me out, so i'm just debating if i should leave tesco till tomorrow and have a bubble bath with a can of bow
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 21:09, archived)
# Sounds like a nice idea.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 21:12, archived)
# problem is, i need to stay awake till about 1
as the original night of the living dead is on the horror channel tonight
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 21:14, archived)
# You never said that!
Get to tescos woman!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 21:16, archived)
# i can now
i've been watching no reservations and waiting for the bit where bourdain is served squeasel
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 21:18, archived)
# Hahaha, I have no idea what that maens!
I'm guessing it's a film with carecters I'v never hear of, either that or you're looking out of your window at your very strange nieghbours!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 21:23, archived)
# it's a food show
anthony bourdain is a chef who travels all over the world and eats the weirdest shit you've ever seen. squeasel is the vietnamese word for porcupine, apparently. check it out of urban dictionary
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 21:27, archived)
# Ow will do,
I miss loads of stuff because I don't put the TV on untill late...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 21:30, archived)
# Not the offspring of a squirrel and a weasel?
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# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 21:56, archived)
# Squeasel doesn't sounds remotely Vietnamese!
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 22:17, archived)
# well that's what they called it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 22:46, archived)
# Just watched the clip
That's what they called it when speaking English, not Vietnamese ;) He was probably mispronouncing weasle, although I can't say I've ever seen one in Vietnam...
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 23:41, archived)
# MadCatMan and Smash Monkey sitting up a tree!
Take your own strongbow!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 21:15, archived)
# my sister has toffee butter bath oil
she won't have it when she gets home
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 21:19, archived)
# Argh no it sounds sticky.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 21:57, archived)
# 4 pints sounds good enough:-)
Go for the bubble bath option, and a clearer head tomorow..... ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 21:13, archived)
# i may scoot to tesco
and at lest i'll have tomorrow's supplies. it's cold, so after a brief sojourn outside, that bath will feel all the better
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 21:21, archived)
# Get some nice muchies to nibble while your there too!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 21:27, archived)
# i'm still full of salad
and i've got my homemade pea and ham soup for later, not to mention grapes and doritos
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 21:30, archived)
# I'v changed my diet, eating loads of salad myself, I lost 6 pounds in 3 weeks already!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 21:34, archived)
# Keep it up, and you'l soon be invisable!
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 21:54, archived)
# I'm dissolving like a disprin!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 21:57, archived)
# i've los 17 and a half stones
beat that, sucker
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 22:07, archived)
# Hahaha Yay ;-) brilliant...
I'd gone to 12 stone 10 pounds, and being 5'10" 12 stone is about as big as I should be, I'v been feeling really uncomfortable, so my target is 11 and a half stone
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 22:30, archived)
# if i could get all the loose skin removed
it'd add up to about another 2 stones
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 22:48, archived)
# fuck it, i'm off to tesco
i love shopping anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 21:29, archived)
# Enjoy ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 21:31, archived)