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(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 8:38, archived)
# [mod edit]
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 8:53, archived)
# [dom tide]
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 9:03, archived)
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[وزارة الدفاع عدل]
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 9:04, archived)
# [dod mite]
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 9:21, archived)
# How do you keep your lawn so green and plush? It's beautiful...
*calls water company*
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 9:11, archived)
# no hose pipe ban upt north
Take that for a kick in the nut southerners
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 9:14, archived)
# You lucky sod.
It hasn't rained in Norwich for about 16 years. All we get is boring bloody sunshine.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 9:19, archived)
# it was sunny here yesterday
and then it snowed last night :D best of both worlds
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 9:21, archived)
# Sunbathing in the day, skiing at night
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 9:53, archived)
# what's a hosepipe ban?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 11:03, archived)
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ban

You see, it was a joke about Scottish people probably not knowing what a hosepipe is because, well, it rains a lot in Scotland and they probably don't need them.

Cheer up grumpy breeks.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 13:25, archived)
# I live in cambridgeshire, there's no hosepipe ban, so I can just run around with my tongue out all day like a 70's porn star
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 9:14, archived)
# *hosepipes like a 70s porn star*
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 9:17, archived)
# oh my
the day is complete
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 9:24, archived)
# \o/
this post reminded me that I have a chilled can of Tango in my bag

I will now drink it
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 9:31, archived)
# what's your flavour?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 9:38, archived)
# orange
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 9:40, archived)
# spray it all over your writhing body
letting it dribble down in to your pubes first
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 9:39, archived)
# way ahead of you
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 9:40, archived)
# Sticky Pubes
Their 2nd Album was a belter
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 9:56, archived)
# Gator's bitches better be usin' jimmies!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 10:06, archived)