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# Wife's gone out and I'm stuck in


Wonder how long before I go searching for porn
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 19:48, archived)
# Plays countdown music.....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 19:50, archived)
#
lmgtfy.com/?q=porn
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 19:51, archived)
# I use spank wire for all my male needs
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 19:54, archived)
#
lmgtfy.com/?q=spank+wire&l=1
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 19:57, archived)
# *enters private browsing*
to buy the wife a present or something
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 11 Apr 2012, 20:01, archived)
# Does your pic relate to either of those statements?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 19:52, archived)
# He wishes.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 19:55, archived)
# Maybe he's hinting...
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 20:23, archived)
#
Moustache eyebrows, or eyebrow moustaches?

(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 19:54, archived)
# that is just as amazing today as it was the first time you posted it
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 19:55, archived)
# other than the font and its brown-ness
there is nothing here that doesn't please me.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 11 Apr 2012, 19:57, archived)
# I imagine a slow paced guitar solo of epic success as the background music to this image
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 19:58, archived)
# slash
rocking out
on a helicopter
on the moon
upside down
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 20:02, archived)
# yeeaarh!
this is one of my all time favourite b3ta pictures
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 20:01, archived)
# FUCK BEYOND FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 20:12, archived)
# Bloody excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 20:16, archived)
# GRRrrrrr!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 20:16, archived)
# I AM MAN
SMELL ME
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 20:31, archived)
# eyes wide open
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 19:54, archived)
# edit: I AM SO WEEK!
Four minutes
Unless you
Can go
Do something else
.
Concentrate
Or
Meditate
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 11 Apr 2012, 19:55, archived)
# concentrate, on tits
meditate, and achieve enlightenment, in regard to tits.

that four minutes is running out.

I know

get a takeaway meal!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 19:57, archived)
# don't make me put bold tags on the acrostic
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 11 Apr 2012, 19:59, archived)
# *ponders the forcing of another human being to put bold tags on the acrostic*
Shit man, DO IT! MORE BOLD TAGS!

on the acrostic!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 20:00, archived)
# *sobs fully clothed in the shower*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 11 Apr 2012, 20:05, archived)
# it's the only way to go
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 20:31, archived)
# it didn't take long
I had some bookmarked that I forgot about
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 19:59, archived)
# you all done now?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 11 Apr 2012, 20:07, archived)
# yes thanks
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 20:12, archived)
# These give me the creeps
... especially this one (it's OK no horses)

But have a click for your efforts. Nice shoppage :)
(I helped save b3ta! revolution now 👊, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 20:00, archived)
# get me EVERYONE!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 11 Apr 2012, 20:07, archived)
# Worrying isn't it...
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 20:30, archived)
# ah, the ol' Asda Rollback
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 20:29, archived)