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# giving me blue balls
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 22:54, archived)
# the crabs, and the seven year itch
(Ho Chi Minh is a son of a bitch)
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 23:31, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 23:47, archived)
# Hm - i wonder whatever you will be called when i see you at the bash?
Im still keen on the nametag / crude sticker / post-it note idea so we all know who's who. I dont really want to spend all day talking to obscure b3tans or /talk denizens ive never heard of.
It sounds cuntish, but the whole point of the bash for me is to meet the folks i chat with on here in person.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 23:50, archived)
# Maybe we should just hold the bash at an internet cafe
otherwise we might not be able to talk to each other properly ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 23:53, archived)
# Haha
One does wonder how b3ta memes will cross over to real life.
If we all keep gurning whilst going "FUCK" and talking about THE POPE, TEH FEAR and TEH QUO, many a craw will be irked.

Im intending to get a freebase Tshirt made just for the bash though.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 23:55, archived)
# a group of people
one says "FUCK"

the other says "FUCK"

followed by group laughter and being repeated will probably get the mental unit ambulances turning up :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 23:58, archived)
# Lets hope there's a sportball match on downstairs to keep all the geezers pre-occupied while we frolic and make baloon animals
Kind of like the last one.

Are you coming to it, Meaty?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 0:00, archived)
# coming to it? the what?
I'm going nowhere, too skinted been a £LOL pair of months, and now my printer has died so that's another sudden expense


/po' scum blog
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 0:02, archived)
# Sounds good; I think frolic is my new favourite word
Just as semi-colons are my new favourite punctuation, although I prefer their alternative name, supercomma.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 0:03, archived)
# I always assumed there would be separate rooms for /board, /talk, and /qotw
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 23:56, archived)
# Haha
Cats in the /board room
Cunts in the /talk room
Anti-cats in the /links room!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 23:59, archived)
# maybe a live video feed to a room where all the lurkers can sit and watch
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 0:02, archived)
# and stare
and just... stare
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 0:03, archived)
# what about the wanking?
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 8:45, archived)
# How many /talk regulars are actually turning up?
I mean, I know there seem to be quite a few on the calendar thread, but at least three of them are Baldmonkey.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 0:01, archived)
# you do realise that many of thew /talk forum users used this section of the forum for years, till it turned to shit
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 0:03, archived)
# Yes
You told us all about an hour ago
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 0:05, archived)
# exactly
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 0:14, archived)
# Yes, grandad, we know.
It was so much better in the old days.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 0:09, archived)
# it was busier, thats for sure
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 0:12, archived)
# whenever I take a peek at /talk
it usually looks a bit slow, too.
And mostly people saying 'alright' or being rude to each other.
And no pictures.
Maybe you should all come back and make this place busier...
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 0:16, archived)
# it is slow, but the being rude and alright are the funtimes
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 0:24, archived)
# I can see that, but it's intimidating if you're not a regular.
Maybe I'll head over there in a couple of years. I'm not even 4 yet...
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 0:26, archived)
# I've always been dubious about going to a bash.
What do people talk about?
And it would be embarrassing asking people what their b3ta name was and having to admit to not really remembering any of the stuff they posted.
Or what if it was someone I'd been beastly to when I was drunk?
Awkward.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 0:08, archived)
# Or if I was just left in the middle of the room talking to myself...
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 0:30, archived)
# Erm, more seriously
Yeah, I'm not too bothered either way. I tend to be quite good at remembering names myself. I just hope everybody calls each other by their real names; I don't want it to feel like some kind of cock-orientated masons' meeting or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 23:58, archived)
# the masons style meeting only happens with the innapropriate knee touching
edit: lol, what if someone is called jeremy
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 23:59, archived)
# Or do I..?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 0:00, archived)
# *secret cock handshake*
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 0:01, archived)
# vigorously pointing throbbers at eachother until one throbber is defeated
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 0:03, archived)
# Two cocks enter, one cock leaves
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 0:05, archived)
# gameshow of the future
certainly
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 0:06, archived)
# Or niche porn
involving double penetration and vagina dentata.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 0:13, archived)