Congrats!!Is that an emu?
Edit: Oh, it's a cock! Why does it appear to have eyes?
(Edit: Oh, it's a cock! Why does it appear to have eyes?
Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:45,
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I always assumed my cock had the same birthday as me.Do you celebrate your genitals birthday on a separate day?
Maybe that's what the queen's second birthday is all about. It's for her vagina.
(Maybe that's what the queen's second birthday is all about. It's for her vagina.
4Q just lurking,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:59,
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It took a week for my cock to fully flop out of my mum, it was that long.
An Eagle in Your Mind,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:04,
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If that's his cock he needs to see a doctor immediately.
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Mu Dinofiddler,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:50,
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