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# Five days of intermittent showers doesn't even dampen the sponge.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 23:42, archived)
# Fortunately for me the drought hasn't reached my parts.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 23:50, archived)
# Mu - The Ever-Moist
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 23:59, archived)
# That joke took 9 minutes to appear, what's wrong with this place?
IT WAS THE PERFECT SET UP!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 0:02, archived)
# :(( i could only think of GIANT sponges
*trapdoor*
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 0:04, archived)
# I basically announced that I have moist parts.
I can't keep being the straight guy if you keep failing me on the punchlines dammit.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 0:09, archived)
# sorry
*tries harder*
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 0:14, archived)
# You never could keep it hard for long, could you Eggy?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 0:18, archived)
# BOOM!
That's how this shit is done people.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 0:19, archived)
# i've gone off the boil somewhat
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 0:21, archived)
# The biggest problem isn't so much that it doesn't dampen the dried, cracked sponge
but more that it smashes it to bits and washes it out to sea leaving us with even drier remnants of sub-sponge sponge beneath
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 0:22, archived)
# Try using lube next time.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 0:29, archived)
# But that spoils all the fun!
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 0:41, archived)