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# What?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 3 May 2012, 19:50, archived)
# Fred Biro
That was it, nothing more
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Thu 3 May 2012, 19:52, archived)
# you can't leave us dangling like this
tell us more about Fred Biro. Does he have a wife? Does he like cheese?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 3 May 2012, 19:54, archived)
# He has scissors
Nice, nice scissors
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Thu 3 May 2012, 19:56, archived)
# HE DOES HAVE A WIFE!
he bought the HTC phone case for her.

I still want to know about the cheese though. I can't see any evidence of any dairy-based reviews.

HE DOES HAVE A FRED BERO BOWLER HAT THOUGH! WTF IS GOING ON HERE?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 3 May 2012, 20:11, archived)
# His review of The Woman who Went to Bed for a Year is fantastic
0 out of 3 people found it helpful
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 3 May 2012, 20:34, archived)
# Also, he signs one of his reviews "John"
WHAT ARE YOU PLAYING AT FRED (IF THAT IS INDEED YOUR REAL NAME)?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 3 May 2012, 20:36, archived)
# Open here I flung the shutter, when, with many a flirt and flutter,
In there stepped a stately raven of the saintly days of yore.
Not the least obeisance made he; not a minute stopped or stayed he;
But, with mien of lord or lady, perched above my chamber door -
Perched upon a bust of Pallas just above my chamber door -
Perched, and sat, and nothing more.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 3 May 2012, 19:55, archived)
# *tabourines*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 3 May 2012, 19:56, archived)
# Poe Lols
And the Raven, never flitting, still is sitting, still is sitting
On the pallid bust of Pallas just above my chamber door;
And his eyes have all the seeming of a demon's that is dreaming,
And the lamplight o'er him streaming throws his shadow on the floor;
And my soul from out that shadow that lies floating on the floor
Shall be lifted - nevermore!
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Thu 3 May 2012, 19:57, archived)
# etc etc
`Prophet!' said I, `thing of evil! - prophet still, if bird or devil! -
Whether tempter sent, or whether tempest tossed thee here ashore,
Desolate yet all undaunted, on this desert land enchanted -
On this home by horror haunted - tell me truly, I implore -
Is there - is there balm in Gilead? - tell me - tell me, I implore!'
Quoth the raven, `Nevermore.'

(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 3 May 2012, 20:00, archived)
# This is the only poem I have committed to memory
...Not very helpful in romantic situations..... trufax
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Thu 3 May 2012, 20:02, archived)
# I got halfway through memorising it, then thought "what's the point?"
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 3 May 2012, 20:03, archived)
# The end's the best bit anyway ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Thu 3 May 2012, 20:07, archived)
# Annabel Lee on the other hand...
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 3 May 2012, 20:29, archived)