What secret li-*drops monocle* oh my. o___o
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Thu 17 May 2012, 14:30,
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I always look for secret links in JJ posts. Its like the same thrill you get from finding some dodgy porn in the bushes when you were at school
taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Thu 17 May 2012, 14:41,
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Imagine finding yiffy porn in the bushes.I almost feel obliged to leave some in a nearby hedge on principle alone.
But I've got to clear my room out, so maybe later.
(But I've got to clear my room out, so maybe later.
Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Thu 17 May 2012, 14:44,
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You've got to clear out all the yiffy porn from your room?
Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Thu 17 May 2012, 14:46,
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No, he has to clear out the hedge in his roomindoor topiary, just say no.
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discomeats This canoe,
Thu 17 May 2012, 14:47,
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He's found some yiffy porn under the cock-shaped hedge in his room?I need a lie down.
( Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Thu 17 May 2012, 14:50,
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Thanks, that's betterany chance of a shoulder massage...
( Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Thu 17 May 2012, 14:53,
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I didn't know about them beforeI'll be looking now...although the pic was a bit of a shocker
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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...",
Thu 17 May 2012, 14:46,
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You're doing it wrongYou're meant to find porn round the back of the bike shed
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Thu 17 May 2012, 14:48,
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I found a whole bag of the stuff at school.But while trying to work out a way of discreetly removing the haul from the shrubs (right beside the teacher's car park) without anyone noticing, another student go their first, shrieking: "Look! It's a bag of fucking porn!!"
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JollyJack - a stench from the past,
Thu 17 May 2012, 14:52,
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I wish porn stashes were left behind bushes at my schoolWould have been an positive, amusing memory to look back on
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Thu 17 May 2012, 14:55,
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^what he said.All I ever really found was page 3 of the Sun and a jaw-bone. Probably belonged to a fox.
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Thu 17 May 2012, 14:58,
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The closest I got to a porn stash in my school years was when I found a box of page 3 photos in the woodsI have no idea why
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Thu 17 May 2012, 15:00,
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Maybe a startled pervert dropped it and ran off? Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Thu 17 May 2012, 15:07,
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Was this fox jawbone the item that bestowed you with a lifelong yiff chromasome? taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Thu 17 May 2012, 15:14,
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Maybe it was.I only just about stopped eating the furniture at 16.
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Thu 17 May 2012, 15:23,
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I found an A5 imported hardcore mag in the fields behind my school.It had a racing driver showing two of his helmets, and some pretty ladies putting one of them into their various orifices. For about a week, I was a fucking GOD, and everyone wanted a piece of the scripture.
I sold it for enough money to buy a computer game for my Spectrum.
(I sold it for enough money to buy a computer game for my Spectrum.
Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper,
Thu 17 May 2012, 15:08,
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Ah!Glad I wasn't alone in capitalising on "found" filth!
( JollyJack - a stench from the past,
Thu 17 May 2012, 15:25,
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My mate used to cut out and keep the page 3's from his parents newspapersHe sold them to me for a fiver (or a tenner - i cant remember)
Ah - back in the day where the internet wasnt around, eh?
(Ah - back in the day where the internet wasnt around, eh?
taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Thu 17 May 2012, 15:32,
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