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# Reckon it would be more dignified, or less to eat the cat's body
instead of turning it into some kind of grisly 'art'?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 20:41, archived)
# It's the absence of flashing LED's that greatly offends me
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 20:43, archived)
# I, too, would prefer it with flashing LEDs
and it should be on a mobile with several other dead pets
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 20:44, archived)
# for eyes
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 20:46, archived)
# Oh, so the cat is dead?
It looks dead, now you mention it
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 20:43, archived)
# schroedingers helicopter?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 20:44, archived)
# It's a cat. It's dead. It doesn't care.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 21:11, archived)
# People impose human values, personality traits and emotions on a pet when it's alive.
Once dead, should it not be granted the same dignity that a human body would have? Or have the values of our society now changed regarding the treatment of earthly remains?

What I'm getting at is, can I start being more open with visitors when they ask about my lampshades?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 21:18, archived)
# you have lampshades!
That's sick!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 21:30, archived)
# I say lampshades, they're more like uplighters for the candles.
Hell, I need to catch the human tallow with something, or it'll ruin the carpet.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 21:34, archived)
# As I say, it's a cat. Human values don't mean shit to it. It ate, slept, licked itself and terrorised small garden creatures.
If a cat could understand the concepts of dignity, it could also understand that being a helicopter is frickin' cool.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 21:32, archived)