
I worked miracles coming up with TWO mutherfuddin Bird of Prey/Sexual Organ puns. What do I get? Nothing.
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Fri 8 Jun 2012, 19:35,
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Let osprey for inspiration. Owl let you know when I've got something - hoping for a raptorous response.
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Fri 8 Jun 2012, 19:50,
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But I'm worried that I'll look like a tit. Let's go fly a kite?
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Fri 8 Jun 2012, 20:15,
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Fri 8 Jun 2012, 20:52,
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To be safe, you should put a condorm on it
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Fri 8 Jun 2012, 21:03,
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I'm sure you pee in forests the same as everyone else does. I wasn't doubting your forest peeing.
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Fri 8 Jun 2012, 19:28,
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Fri 8 Jun 2012, 19:36,
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Do they have lots of handy undergrowth to squat in? I'm no exhibitionist.
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Fri 8 Jun 2012, 19:37,
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Fri 8 Jun 2012, 20:02,
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I didn't even mention the old matress with the interesting mold growing on it lest you thought it was too good to be true :(
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Fri 8 Jun 2012, 20:53,
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