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# ROR!
My grandad, quite a few years ago, asked me about by Chinese girlfriend-
'Does it... Does it go sideways' *wink*

He was a dirty old man, and he is missed.
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 16:49, archived)
# oh I see
I needed your grandad to explain this pic to me!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 16:51, archived)
# He would have revealed it with an arm around your neck, in a conspiratorial tone
Probably holding a pint of ale in his other hand, and laughing uproariously at the confused look on your face.
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 16:54, archived)
# I wonder who started this rumour and what it was based on....
(likeajackhammer, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 16:53, archived)
# Pretty straightforward I thought
*Prince Philip mode engaged*
IT'S BECAUSE THEY'VE GOT SLITTY SIDEWAYS EYES TOO!
*Prince Philip mode disengaged*
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 16:56, archived)
# Ill-thought-out comedy racism based on eyeshape
No offence meant to Zumf's grandad.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 16:57, archived)
# Yup :) Don't worry, he was a racist old bigot and he knew it!
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 17:03, archived)
# Typical!
Bloody Bigots, coming over 'ere and stealing our jobs. Send 'em all back to Bigotoland, is what I say.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 17:17, archived)