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# A serious post.
My daughter came over with my grand children today and I suddenly realised how time flys. It only seems like yesterday when I was decaking shyte from her arse. After they had gone, it moved me to write some music expressing my feelings of amazement combined by the slightly scary feeling that life is actually quite short.

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(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sun 17 Jun 2012, 15:07, archived)
# aah a modern classic.. was it you who wrote the piece
"You could have had a brother, but I came on her tits"
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 15:11, archived)
# Yes, although I prefered the B side.
I Love You So Fucking Much, I Haven't Had A Shit Since Thursday
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sun 17 Jun 2012, 15:14, archived)
# How time flies?
You can't, they too fast.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 15:18, archived)
# or zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzip about half a second.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sun 17 Jun 2012, 15:25, archived)
# How touching:-), Does it include the timless clasic "Your mum swollowed your sisters and I wiped your brothers off my chest with a towel"?
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 15:19, archived)
# It was left off for legal reason I don't want to go into.
It does include a cover of 'Love Hurts', a minor key ballad love song which I retitled, 'You Wouldn't Let Me Fuck You Now I've Got Lover's Balls'.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sun 17 Jun 2012, 15:23, archived)
# I know a man of your impecible musical pedigree has heard this......
But you can't say it isn't a timeless romantic classic ;-)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejxhon2AaM8
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 15:36, archived)
# As far as I recall
The BBC Home Service and the Light Programme omitted it from their playlist for some reason.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sun 17 Jun 2012, 15:41, archived)
# Shame really,I think it would have been perfect if he had played it when he appeared on the Lulu program ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 15:45, archived)
# Indeed. A missed opportunity if I ever heard of one.
However, the BBC did allow it to go out with some slight alterations.
1. They changed the tune
2. Jim M. got the sack
3. They changed the lyrics, and
4. They changed the title to Purple Haze.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sun 17 Jun 2012, 15:53, archived)
# Allterations 1 and 3 remind me of going to see Bod Dylan a few years back....
Turning to a freind and asking "err, is this like a rolling stone?" and him pausing and replying "Errrrrm, I'm not sure but I think it maybe!"
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 16:04, archived)
# There is a brilliant spoof of Dylan with both his voices on Lemmings.
A brilliant spoof of Woodstock in the early days of the National Lampoons with John Belushi, Chevy Chase & Co. They made it the Woodchuck Festival of Peace Love and Death. A government approved festival to encourage the mass suicide of hippies. I think there are some clips on youchoob.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sun 17 Jun 2012, 16:46, archived)
# Tonights searching sorted, I shall have a look in a while :-)
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 19:21, archived)
# It's a popular favourite
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 16:10, archived)
# It's all in the melody.....
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 16:12, archived)
# I'd have thought it was all in the rhythm...
(had it long ago, but I don't think it lasted the full 8 minutes)
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 16:29, archived)
# I had it in the early eighties on coloured vinyl under the name of High, Live 'n Dirty
Can't remeber how long the track was though....
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 19:23, archived)
# Awwwww
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 15:51, archived)
# Touching isn't it.
I'm a very proud father.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sun 17 Jun 2012, 15:54, archived)