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# Pilate makes the crowd choose between him and Barabus, who to send to Alton Towers for the day
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# And one assumes Opposite Christ wasn't born of a virgin birth
but as the result of a frenzied Roman gangbang
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 19:52, archived)
#
So when Opposite Jesus dies. If his mum's still alive. What then?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 19:56, archived)
# I'm guessing no hot cross buns?
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# cold happy buns
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 20:06, archived)
# Everyone puking up chocolate everywhere.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 20:06, archived)
# And lo! The angel Gabriel did appear
"You will be visited this night"
"Really? By the spirit of our Lord God?"
"No, by 'some soldiers' "
"ooh, what's Latin for 'bukkake'? "
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 19:58, archived)
# multijizzius
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# Wasn't that Harry Potters bedtime game with Ron Weasley?
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 20:09, archived)
# no
that was jizzianus
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 20:22, archived)