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# No wonder they call him Elvis in Pontypandy - cooking up in the Fire Station is Vegas baby!

He's a right Bag-rat.
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 21:58, archived)
# hahaha nicely done
smack and cup of tea
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# Is it me or does the old dude with the tash look like
Windsor Davies.
(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 22:11, archived)
# he does, doesn't he
what was the cartoon with the boxes and balls that he used to do the voice for?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 22:13, archived)
# terrahawks
and only the end titles were a cartoon, the rest was thunderbirds-style puppets
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 22:16, archived)
# I preferred
Starfleet personally.
(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 22:17, archived)
# that's because starfleet was awesome
spaceships that join to become a massive robot.
doesn't get better than that
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 22:19, archived)
# it was all john aldington
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# what?
really??
just checked and windsor davies did the voice for sergeant major zero
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 22:19, archived)
# in the original fireman sam
alderton di the voices.

it was badly animated, and badly voiced.
so they redid it, and it was only badly written

nowadays is all very cheap cg, so it's badly written, badly animated and reasonalbly well voiced
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 22:25, archived)
# It was also peppered with innuendo that would make Captain Pugwash seem clean
A prime example I recall is "I was just polishing the end of the fire extinguisher when all of a sudden I was covered in white sticky stuff"
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 22:29, archived)
# you realise the rest of your evening will now have to be spent trawling youtube for illustrative examples, don't you?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 22:34, archived)
# Can't someone else do it?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 22:37, archived)
# i'm afraid not
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 22:39, archived)
# I'm streaming something off the telly at the mo
and I think my bandwidth cannae take Youtube at the same time. But I'll do it later.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 22:40, archived)
# Best I could find
www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJLwppVXBS4#t=3m47s
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 22:55, archived)
# *shakes head sadly*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 23:08, archived)
# Well, you prompted me to find examples of innuendo in Fireman Sam
not a selection of Oscar Wilde quips
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 23:30, archived)
# apparently, the pugwash innuendo is a myth
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 22:43, archived)
# Wasn't one of his crew called Fuckcunt McSperm?
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 22:44, archived)
# So I heard
but it made a good comparative example.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 22:48, archived)
# Drunken Myth Muppet
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# they're all bastards in pat land
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 22:12, archived)
# And practising Beastialitists
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 22:14, archived)
# they know what's coming
and the black one's shoved forward to be the sacrificial lamb
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 22:18, archived)
# Hahaha
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# nice one
not seen that in ages, last one I saw was arson sam on the links board
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Sat 23 Jun 2012, 8:57, archived)