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[challenge entry] new from ann summers
'I love my spacechopperTM '

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(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 14:27, archived)
# Mr. Hoppy!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 14:27, archived)
# I never done it. I only said I did it so they'd take me bellend out the chilli sauce!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 14:34, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Filth!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 14:30, archived)
# i put myself forward as product tester
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 14:32, archived)
# Hahaha, I actually saw one of those in a sex catalogue, but without the slilly face on it..
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 14:33, archived)
# the silly face was on the woman using it, i'd imagine
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 14:34, archived)
# I seem to recall there was both a man and a woman stood at the side of it....
With the caption " for his or her pleasure!" I was shocked when I saw it, but when desribing it to a freind I said "I'd ride that bad boy round the living room all night!" ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 14:40, archived)
# hahahha!
yeah, or until it got a puncture!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 14:42, archived)
# I'd be hopping mad if it did!
Just imagine if it became a new mode of popular transport, and eveyone hopped around the shops on one completely naked ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 14:48, archived)
# you couldn't be completely naked, you'd need some kind of support
or even a mildly vigorous bounce could lead to a sprained boob
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 14:52, archived)
# They'd be flailling around taking peoples eyes out!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 15:05, archived)
# mine are a bit too low-hanging for that
i suppose i could blind a midget
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 15:06, archived)
# The further down they hang.....
The further up they bounce on the recoil!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 15:10, archived)
# haha - just stick some kind of orifice at the back
and you could double its appeal.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 14:35, archived)
# she's already got an orifice at the back
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 14:38, archived)
# oof!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 14:41, archived)
# yes! I'll call it spaceclopper
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 14:38, archived)
# Please demonstrate.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 14:38, archived)
# no way I'm sitting on that, dude
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 14:40, archived)
# Not you!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 14:41, archived)
# haha
nice eyebrow/tongue action!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 14:50, archived)
# ta :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 15:01, archived)
# Crikey!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 15:27, archived)
# would sell
(Zoidaroid, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 16:30, archived)