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Bad Porn: The chattering classes won't shut up about Fifty Shades of Grey, and it appears that there's money to be made in bad pornography (a small village in the Austrian Tirol). Write some bad porn, true or otherwise. The Aristocrats!
Revenge II: Nearly won last week, so we're running it out again. Ronseal.
Sheds: Not a flimsy excuse to recount the story of the time I was forced to have a crap in a shed. Also: garages, greenhouses and the lean-to where you keep the logs for the fire, you posh bastard
Shafted: Ever been left high and dry by some tosser? Or have you been the shafter? Also: The private dick that's a sex machine to all the chicks
(Bad Porn: The chattering classes won't shut up about Fifty Shades of Grey, and it appears that there's money to be made in bad pornography (a small village in the Austrian Tirol). Write some bad porn, true or otherwise. The Aristocrats!
Revenge II: Nearly won last week, so we're running it out again. Ronseal.
Sheds: Not a flimsy excuse to recount the story of the time I was forced to have a crap in a shed. Also: garages, greenhouses and the lean-to where you keep the logs for the fire, you posh bastard
Shafted: Ever been left high and dry by some tosser? Or have you been the shafter? Also: The private dick that's a sex machine to all the chicks
Scaryduck LIKES EGG,
Thu 12 Jul 2012, 10:21,
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If "bad porn" wins then I'm going to nailbomb your servers.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie,
Thu 12 Jul 2012, 10:23,
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Sheds because it's going to actually take some imagination for them to come up with lies about that.
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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician.,
Thu 12 Jul 2012, 10:25,
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my shed cut the head off a drug dealer with a samurai sword once
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081,
Thu 12 Jul 2012, 10:32,
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My shed is actually a Honda Accord.
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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician.,
Thu 12 Jul 2012, 10:37,
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I'm only wearing shedible panties glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081,
Thu 12 Jul 2012, 10:38,
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My shed actually inflates in the rainI've already had 3 letters from the council about the gigantic shadow it's cast upon the neighbourhood.
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discomeats This canoe,
Thu 12 Jul 2012, 10:45,
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My shed is an extra in Debbie Does Dallas.He was only a sapling at the time, but if you pause it quick enough, there he is.
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Thu 12 Jul 2012, 10:50,
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NEEDLESS TO SAY, I HAD THE LAST LAUGH.
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Thu 12 Jul 2012, 10:26,
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I fucked your mum sideways, and there was some lingerie or something, and she tickled my bum. There, done, now we don't have to do bad porn. Dildo.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon.,
Thu 12 Jul 2012, 10:28,
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I guess I'll vote for shedsI mean I have no intention of posting or reading but I don't want to see a weeks worth of people awkwardly sharing pornos
The internet is big enough to do that somewhere else
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gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry,
Thu 12 Jul 2012, 10:39,
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i saw some simpsons porn i definitely would NOT like to talk about
I'm bringing this post to the attention of the Olympic committee, prepared to be sued
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Thu 12 Jul 2012, 11:14,
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I don't see too much of a problemrecycling old subjects, or something similar to them.
Some of the really good ones have been done several times. If they haven't been done for a while, the board population will have changed enough to make it worth doing.
EG:
Lies your parents told you.
Foreign food everyone else hates.
Guilty pleasures.
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Thu 12 Jul 2012, 10:50,
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Some of the really good ones have been done several times. If they haven't been done for a while, the board population will have changed enough to make it worth doing.
EG:
Lies your parents told you.
Foreign food everyone else hates.
Guilty pleasures.
see stolen girlfriends cheating babes shafted in sheds dot com [click here] premium dogging all aluminium construction free installation Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Thu 12 Jul 2012, 11:10,
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all of those are things you can fit in your mouth, except maybe sheds, unless they are small sheds, or you have a big mouth (a really big mouth)So I guess I would say I could fit a lot of things in my mouth, except probably a shed.
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Thu 12 Jul 2012, 11:14,
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