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# At no point did we evolve feet then? BLASPHEMER! BURN THE SCIENCE-HERETIC!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 19:54, archived)
# but as you can see our common ancestors also didn't have feet
science remains
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 19:55, archived)
# also, stage 2 is Wayne Rooney
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 19:55, archived)
# I think stage 1 is more like him
or perhaps stage 1 is a younger, hairier and more youthfully optimistic Rooney, and stage 2 is how he looks now - balding, stockier and with the serious gaze of a man in the prime of his career. And the whole thing represents Rooney's life cycle, and he'll be fully human by the time he's 60.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 20:04, archived)
# Past 60, will he turn into a star-chld, and then back into single-celled organic matter?
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 20:29, archived)
# Probably
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 21:08, archived)
# Back?
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 0:21, archived)