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# Anti-Floof
(, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 19:43, archived)
# NOW WILL YOU FUCK, YOU LAZY, BAMBOO-MUNCHING CUNTS???
(, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 19:43, archived)
#
Haha - my thoughts exactly
(, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 19:46, archived)
# Have you been at the gin?
(although I note your Rioja-comment, below.)
(, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 19:47, archived)
# no gin left
and i drank thw champagne last night. i'm dogsitting, there's fuck all to do except get pissed and hang around here
(, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 19:49, archived)
# and interfering with the dog
(, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 19:51, archived)
# the dogs are pissing me right off
they're worse than kids and they make the house stink
(, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 19:52, archived)
# Yeah, I've never really seen the point of keeping animals in your home.
If someone invented the idea today, everyone would think they were mad.
(, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 20:16, archived)
# the last 2 pets i had were a tarantula and a python
both dumped on me by ex boyfriends
(, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 20:18, archived)
# Death slide ftw :D
(, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 19:46, archived)
# death slide in the old blackpool funhouse
do not slide down one of those things in a swimming costume. you will leave half your buttock skin attached to said slide.
(, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 19:48, archived)
# hahaha o_0
(, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 19:51, archived)
# you will also stand up within about 10 feet and try to run down it
causing you to fall and break your toe.
(, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 19:53, archived)
# eek
broken toes hurt like hell especially when they stick out at right angle and you have to get it straightened :(
(, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 19:57, archived)
# i was told to stop whining
and it pretty much got left alone. found out i'd broken it when i had the same foot crushed by a 3-ton concrete pipe a few years later and the old break showed up on the x-ray
(, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 20:02, archived)
# Good times
(, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 20:10, archived)
# apart from sleeping upside down for 3 days, yes
(, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 20:12, archived)
# broken around 7 of mine
steel toe caps ftw
(, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 20:18, archived)
# 4 of mine, all on the same foot
i've got a scar in the middle of that foot i can drive a nail into without feeling it
(, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 20:26, archived)
# great party trick :D
(, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 20:26, archived)
# i've got 3 others
(, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 20:27, archived)
# Gives me an excuse to post this, I reckon.
(, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 19:51, archived)
# This is fun :)
(, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 20:06, archived)
# he's dancing for biskwits
(, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 20:14, archived)
# of courth, you realithe, thith meanth war
(, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 20:20, archived)
# :D
daffy always was my favourite
(, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 20:27, archived)
# Don't get me started on pandas and slides maaaan
(, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 20:09, archived)
# panda vagina dentata
(, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 20:17, archived)
# vagina panditiis
(, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 20:19, archived)
# pangea pandina vagalicious dentina
(, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 20:24, archived)
# yay
prolapses are fun :D
(, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 20:20, archived)
# :((
(, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 20:11, archived)
# This wins
the internet
(, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 21:13, archived)