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# He looked terrified to me
Maybe Danny Boyle threatened to kill his cat if he didn't turn up amongst all the Rob-clones.

He was the only thing I was wanting to see in this, to be honest, so I think I'm going to turn off whoever this Christina Aguilera clone is and go back to my Red Dwarf marathon.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 12 Aug 2012, 21:28, archived)
#
i.imgur.com/Xp4Tt.png
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 12 Aug 2012, 21:32, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sun 12 Aug 2012, 21:34, archived)
# haha
and knowing the modern world he'll probably be charged with advocating the use of drugs on twitter or somethinga
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 12 Aug 2012, 21:36, archived)
# Don't blame Boyle
Kim Gavin is directing the closing ceremony.
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Sun 12 Aug 2012, 22:38, archived)
# Who?
I'd never heard of him, but reading this I can't see how anyone would expect the ceremony to be anything other than unmitigated shite:

www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-19094398
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Sun 12 Aug 2012, 22:41, archived)
# Ah, now I didn't know that
Though I often blame Boyle for a lot of things, pretty much since he stopped making films like Trainspotting and Shallow Grave and started making films like the Beach which takes a story, rips out one of the only good characters, fucks up the other characters, fucks up the dynamics between the characters, and fucks up the ending because the actual ending is nonsensical after all the fucking up.

Apparently he's done some good stuff since but the Beach really offended me, so I'm quick to blame him.

But I shall blame Kim Gavin instead, whoever he is.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 12 Aug 2012, 23:54, archived)
# In all fairness,
The Beach was a Shit book too.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 2:22, archived)
# I enjoyed it myself
Except all the crap about the DMZ, that was shit. True, it was just Lord of the Flies with stoners instead of public schoolboys, but even so.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 10:34, archived)