Help us choose the new Question of the WeekOne thing led to another and we ended up with a million billion decent suggestions for this week's QOTW. Some we've done before and are worth a second look, others are (gasp) new ideas, while others are full of shit.
Family wrongess: Dob in a family member. Ever caught a sibling, parent or distant cousin up to something no good? Tell us your family secrets
Great Value: I spent £700 on a trailer for my bike, but it's the best thing I've bought in the last 6 years. I take the kids to school/nursery in it every day. Tell us of the bargains you've bought
Life Lessons: If you had one lesson that you think lots of people could take on board to improve their life what would it be?
Unexpected Sexiness: Camping last week. The woman in the tent next to ours kept experiencing wardrobe malfunctions whenever I appeared to be looking. I didn't fancy her in the slightest. Very underwhelming breasts
Scars: A bizarre salad accident, and there goes the top half an
inch of my typing finger. It's grown back now.
The Night Shift: Ever worked nights? Worked late in the office? Tell us of the time you were caught wanking. Or something.
My Theme Tune: Is there one song that defines you and your life? Tell us why, you Simply Red-loving basket case
Foot in Mouth Syndrome: 'So', I said pointing to her belly, 'When's the baby due?' 'I'm not pregnant.'
Diarrhoea - Tales from the brown Side: Yes, we've done shit twice
before. We like poo stories.
Vote closes when I've got out of bed, put the washing out and done my breakfast ...err... lunch.
(Family wrongess: Dob in a family member. Ever caught a sibling, parent or distant cousin up to something no good? Tell us your family secrets
Great Value: I spent £700 on a trailer for my bike, but it's the best thing I've bought in the last 6 years. I take the kids to school/nursery in it every day. Tell us of the bargains you've bought
Life Lessons: If you had one lesson that you think lots of people could take on board to improve their life what would it be?
Unexpected Sexiness: Camping last week. The woman in the tent next to ours kept experiencing wardrobe malfunctions whenever I appeared to be looking. I didn't fancy her in the slightest. Very underwhelming breasts
Scars: A bizarre salad accident, and there goes the top half an
inch of my typing finger. It's grown back now.
The Night Shift: Ever worked nights? Worked late in the office? Tell us of the time you were caught wanking. Or something.
My Theme Tune: Is there one song that defines you and your life? Tell us why, you Simply Red-loving basket case
Foot in Mouth Syndrome: 'So', I said pointing to her belly, 'When's the baby due?' 'I'm not pregnant.'
Diarrhoea - Tales from the brown Side: Yes, we've done shit twice
before. We like poo stories.
Vote closes when I've got out of bed, put the washing out and done my breakfast ...err... lunch.
Scaryduck LIKES EGG,
Thu 16 Aug 2012, 12:48,
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"My Theme Tune" = Mixtapes 2.
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Thu 16 Aug 2012, 12:54,
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1 & 4 are pretty much the same thing out here in the Fens.And 2, 3, 5 and 9 are all biproducts.
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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet.,
Thu 16 Aug 2012, 12:55,
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Buy products. Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Thu 16 Aug 2012, 12:58,
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I prefer to have a chicken strip. Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Thu 16 Aug 2012, 13:03,
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Bye products.
Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints,
Thu 16 Aug 2012, 13:01,
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Unexpected sexiness will be loads of "lol I saw some tits once" and be shit.
BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora,
Thu 16 Aug 2012, 13:20,
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+ "in the mirror"
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums — I came to prod bums,
Thu 16 Aug 2012, 13:26,
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you can get a car for 700 quid, Then there is less chance of your kids being mushed under the wheels of a large truck.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon.,
Thu 16 Aug 2012, 13:32,
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You seriously think a £700 quid car offers more protection?They'll be equally squished under either so it comes down to the number of large trucks on the cyclepath...
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Thu 16 Aug 2012, 17:13,
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