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# Dear Mr. Toast,
Are girls allowed to drink Monkey Beer™ Boiling Piss™?
Lots of love,
Michael Ellis
P.S. you cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 20:43, archived)
# as with previous monkey beer products, it's not for ladies
www.waspbox.com/gallery/mb.htm

There are however mutterings of a future Monkey Beer Hot Cum product which may be better designed for the feminine tastes
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 20:51, archived)
# I dispute this
and will see you in court, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 21:40, archived)
# I see you're a cold cum kinda gal
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 21:42, archived)
# I didn't make the rules
You need to take it up with Mssrs Duke of Prunes and Waspbox
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 21:42, archived)
# An argument
with those two might just be the most surreal experience a person could have.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 0:47, archived)
# These "rules" as you call them
were handed down by a higher power many centuries in the future. only the Duke of Prunes, with his personal internal hole in the space-time continuum can communicate with this power and he can only pass on the words via a series of clicks and giggles.

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 17:23, archived)
# Maybe I don't want your stupid monkey beer anyway!
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 22:15, archived)
# It's not mine, I'm merely continuing the advertising campaign
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 22:17, archived)