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# It's so hot, I'm so thirsty, if only I had THE GREATEST BEVERAGE YOU CAN BUY ON THIS PLANET!!!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 20:07, archived)
# It's so hot
ONLY BOILING PISS CAN DRIVE MY TEMPERATURE DOWN
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 20:10, archived)
# it should have a theme song to go with it
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 20:15, archived)
# monkey beer boiling piss monkey piss boiling beer monkey beer boiling piss monkey piss boiling beer
the jingle is like a downbeat Cotton Eye Joe
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 20:17, archived)
# I think you can sing "Monkey Beer, Boiling Piss"
to this Rednex song.

Also, I can't click "I like this" enough.:)
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Sun 19 Aug 2012, 20:59, archived)
# THIS!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=jfRI_ITSsWo
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 20:20, archived)
# This has nothing to do with a possible theme tune, I just like it..
www.youtube.com/watch?v=FVSIw2fDIzY
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 21:09, archived)
# Excellent :D
www.youtube.com/watch?v=xqmZdLrLjrI

Something semi-relevant to above product. Sort of.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 21:26, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 22:39, archived)
# Can't listen
Without hearing monkey beer and boiling piss.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 21:10, archived)
# Then my work is done!
And by work, I mean, linking a track I heard on South Park.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 21:13, archived)
# This and ANY planet!
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 20:22, archived)
# MONKEY BOILING BEER PISS!?
I WANT TO FUCKING BUY THIS!?
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 20:31, archived)
# me too !?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 0:00, archived)
# Dear Mr. Toast,
Are girls allowed to drink Monkey Beer™ Boiling Piss™?
Lots of love,
Michael Ellis
P.S. you cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 20:43, archived)
# as with previous monkey beer products, it's not for ladies
www.waspbox.com/gallery/mb.htm

There are however mutterings of a future Monkey Beer Hot Cum product which may be better designed for the feminine tastes
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 20:51, archived)
# I dispute this
and will see you in court, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 21:40, archived)
# I see you're a cold cum kinda gal
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 21:42, archived)
# I didn't make the rules
You need to take it up with Mssrs Duke of Prunes and Waspbox
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 21:42, archived)
# An argument
with those two might just be the most surreal experience a person could have.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 0:47, archived)
# These "rules" as you call them
were handed down by a higher power many centuries in the future. only the Duke of Prunes, with his personal internal hole in the space-time continuum can communicate with this power and he can only pass on the words via a series of clicks and giggles.

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 17:23, archived)
# Maybe I don't want your stupid monkey beer anyway!
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 22:15, archived)
# It's not mine, I'm merely continuing the advertising campaign
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 22:17, archived)
# My thirst has been quenched just looking at this picture!
 
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 20:51, archived)
# mmmm Boilng Pies :D
i'm *almost glad it's not for me!
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 20:55, archived)
# ONLY?
To each his own.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 20:58, archived)
# Superb stuff :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 20:59, archived)
# I hadn't realised how thirsty I was until I saw this.
Thanks, HappyToast!!
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 21:19, archived)
# very cool
right im off
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 21:22, archived)
# B3ta is saved!
Now we need yiffer lazorz.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 19 Aug 2012, 21:23, archived)
# Fantastic! But.... What happens when you mix them together...?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 21:42, archived)
# Carlsberg.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 21:46, archived)
#
fosters
(herman:D, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 21:53, archived)
# Good call!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 21:58, archived)
# WooYaY Hot PiSS :D
(herman:D, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 21:45, archived)
# OT ER?
I don't get it.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 21:53, archived)
# Monkey Beer™ now in glorious full spinny HD
:D
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 21:56, archived)
# 1. this makes me want to drink hot piss
4. profit
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 21:59, archived)
# Boiling hot monkey beer piss for everyone forever and ever and ever, ahem.
(Damien Hurts just forgot a really good idea, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 22:16, archived)
# It's not for everyone though
That's been made quite clear
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 23:04, archived)
# Damn their eyes - Monkey beer for Women I say what's the worse that can happen? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 1:03, archived)
# This is only the beginning
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 17:26, archived)
# Dir sirs,
Is Boiling Piss suitable for the wimmins?
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 22:44, archived)
# Monkey Beer it's not for Hobbits
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 0:51, archived)
# At last!
Monkey BeerTM Boiling Piss comes to market, a mere 5,000 years in development.

I for one am delighted with this new offering from the Monkey Beer stable.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 17:09, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 17:31, archived)