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[challenge entry] Doesn't get much more fictitious than this

Masturbation is SO bracing!

From the Fictional Tourist Brochures challenge. See all 98 entries (closed)

(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Sun 26 Aug 2012, 13:16, archived)
# Kangaroo sex?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 26 Aug 2012, 13:18, archived)
# Filthy pouch-botherer.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 26 Aug 2012, 13:20, archived)
# I was going for a generic "young boy" name
and forgot about the marsupial wonder.
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Sun 26 Aug 2012, 13:23, archived)
# Yeah right. You'll be doing Echidnas up the cloaca next.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 26 Aug 2012, 13:37, archived)
# Skippy You're So Big !
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Sun 26 Aug 2012, 13:27, archived)
# Bollocks, my imagination is far more depraved now than when I was 13.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 26 Aug 2012, 13:43, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 26 Aug 2012, 17:48, archived)
# Peanut butter pr0n?
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sun 26 Aug 2012, 14:27, archived)
# ...only if a canine is involved
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 26 Aug 2012, 16:22, archived)