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(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 9:34, archived)
# This is the weirdest casting news since Nic Cage got the failed Superman gig.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 9:38, archived)
# hahahaha, that still makes me laugh
www.youtube.com/watch?v=vfcJc7j_A3Y
what were they thinking
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 9:39, archived)
# Crack. They smoke it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 9:41, archived)
# and blew it up Mr Burton's ass around that time
:D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 9:46, archived)
# hahahaha!!!!!
Never seen that before, thank the lord that never happened :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 9:45, archived)
# there's quite a bit of info out there on it, amazing mess
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 9:50, archived)
# lols :D
I love the fact there was this rumour that he will only eat meat if it's from an animal that's had a good sex life apparently.

"So the beef...was it a player?"
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 9:54, archived)
# Pfft.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 9:57, archived)
# Did you ever see the sparkle suit test footage?
Disco Robocop.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 9:59, archived)
# a perfect description :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 10:17, archived)
# Burn it!
Burn it with cold, hard fire!!
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 10:00, archived)
# Wah hah hah hah! Aww man, this is Nic Cage all over!
I think he deliberately picks out doomed projects and acts like a complete lunatic, hence Wicker Man, Vampire's Kiss, etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 10:12, archived)
# so it's you who actually watches his films
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 10:17, archived)
# Say what you will about his films, he hams it up like no other.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lct6x-XqWrw
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 10:20, archived)
# He's done some crackers.
'Raising Arizona', 'Wild At Heart', 'Leaving Las Vegas' and 'Adaptation' are great.
I also have a soft spot for his Adam West-themed turn in 'Kick-Ass', along with 'Lord of War', 'The Rock' and 'Con-Air'.
Even enjoyed the 'National Treasure' films.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 10:24, archived)
# The Rock is ace. The only Michael Bay film I enjoy!
"Losers always whine about their best, winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 10:25, archived)
# I liked the fact that the villains weren't stereotypical take-over-the-world types.
And the Ed Harris/Sean Connery combo was delicious to watch - most of the really tight dialogue was scripted by the same guys who wrote 'Porridge'.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 10:32, archived)
# There were definitely good bits in it
Most of them just didn't have Cage in them.
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 5 Sep 2012, 11:22, archived)
# ^This^
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 10:32, archived)
# I refuse to believe that Nicolas Cage is aware that movies exist.
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 5 Sep 2012, 11:21, archived)
# in an alternate reality this happened
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 11:49, archived)