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[challenge entry] This was a challenging foe

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(Squid Bunty, Wed 23 Apr 2003, 9:22, archived)
# Duke Nukem 3D
is still the most fun first person shooter i've played, and I've played them all*.

*that last part is a lie
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 23 Apr 2003, 9:23, archived)
# I remember the first drunken night i played it with a mate
we rand out of ammo and just finished the first level and most of the second just goose stepping aroung using the boot constantly and having hysterics.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 23 Apr 2003, 9:25, archived)
# Unreal Tournement
Sucker - ULTRA KILL
(I helped save b3ta! Choice, Wed 23 Apr 2003, 9:25, archived)
# Sorry
but duke's one liners and cut scenes are a winner every time.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 23 Apr 2003, 9:28, archived)
# MOHAA
Ten people playing in one room - you don't need one liners..
-'I seen school girls shoot better' (Said in German)-
(I helped save b3ta! Choice, Wed 23 Apr 2003, 9:32, archived)
# Maybe
But most of the one liners were stolen from elsewhere. (They Live and Evil Dead 2 for example.) The game had no originality whatsoever.

UT... Now THAT rocked. As does Half Life.
(Bonedwarf is the size of a lemon, Wed 23 Apr 2003, 9:32, archived)
# Still don't care
its a fucking brilliant game, end of story.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 23 Apr 2003, 9:36, archived)
# I agree.
I've still got it somewhere.

(I helped save b3ta! Craymen, Wed 23 Apr 2003, 9:59, archived)
# Mysoginistic
Shit. That is what Duke Nukem is. I found the portrayal of women offensive. (And believe me, I ain't some PC fucktard.)
(Bonedwarf is the size of a lemon, Wed 23 Apr 2003, 9:31, archived)
# Nah, it was
ironic. Much like rain on your wedding day.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 23 Apr 2003, 9:38, archived)
# I doubt
they could even spell irony.

And I find it ironic you're quoting "Ironic", when Alanis has no concept of irony... The song should have been called "Bad luck"... But then this topic was done to death last century...
(Bonedwarf is the size of a lemon, Wed 23 Apr 2003, 9:39, archived)
# *cough*
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 23 Apr 2003, 9:41, archived)
# hardly a challenge
when the little shit can't even be bothered to look in the direction of the protagonist. Pff!


Sorry, I have my "I'm in a cunty mood" head on today.
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Wed 23 Apr 2003, 9:23, archived)
# He can't
he's a sprite-based enemy, and therefore has limited degrees of rotation. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 23 Apr 2003, 9:24, archived)
# good point
Objection sustained.
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Wed 23 Apr 2003, 9:26, archived)
# B3ta skinned Deathmatch quake 3
would be quite, quite fun
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 23 Apr 2003, 9:24, archived)
# With actual
b3tans, or b3ta-memes? I'm not sure which would be more frightening.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 23 Apr 2003, 9:26, archived)
# bit of both
single player with the comp controlled memes, maybe throw a couple in for the main event - or just spectate and see who wins
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 23 Apr 2003, 9:33, archived)
# I'd buy that for a dollar.
Love it looong time, too, I shouldn't wonder.
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Wed 23 Apr 2003, 9:43, archived)
# C'mon Duke!
Blow his fucking head off!

/DN3d rocks foxes cocks.
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Wed 23 Apr 2003, 9:25, archived)
# his head too?
but he already has no hands...
/coat
/pillow
/night all
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Wed 23 Apr 2003, 9:26, archived)
# Night night, sleep tight, don't let the bed bugs bite...
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Wed 23 Apr 2003, 9:30, archived)