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# NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - TURN KIDS' FILMS INTO SLASHER MOVIES


This week's challenge is to take classic kids' films and turn them into scary slasher movies, adapting the characters to make them horrific, violent and despicable.
(I helped save b3ta! Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 5 Sep 2012, 18:29, archived)
# I was kinda banking on it involving ass pennies

Ass Pennies
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 18:32, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 18:47, archived)
# What a badly aimed cannon.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 18:49, archived)
# It's reckoned cannons weren't built for accuracy, just as long as they were aimed at a group of enemies.
Also, American cannons were made from bronze, smelted down from things like candlesticks and such, due to shortage of materials.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 18:55, archived)
# I still think hitting the ground first and hoping it bounces isn't a good firing strategy.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 19:32, archived)
# Does seem a bit daft. Then again, it killed the fuck out of that guy.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 19:46, archived)
# It's not real.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 5 Sep 2012, 19:49, archived)
# But it's pretending to be real.
And it's pretending to be real in a way which makes me do a frowny face.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 19:56, archived)
# I have that attitude to a lot of things.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 5 Sep 2012, 20:01, archived)
# And now you mention it, that kick of dust from the bouce is clearly another powder charge hidden in the grass.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 19:57, archived)
# The bronze ones can still be used today.
Whereas iron ones suffer corrosion and fractures.
I have a cannon.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 5 Sep 2012, 19:47, archived)
# I assume yours is bronze too?
I think it was either the French or the British who used iron cannons. They used to have a handful of guys manning just one because they were so heavy.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 20:02, archived)
# what's that from?
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 19:53, archived)
# My guess is The Patriot. Not sure though.
On second thoughts, that's definitely The Patriot
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 20:15, archived)
# Just done some digging around. And you're right!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=BcaQerCQdk0
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 20:27, archived)
# Yeah, I just remembered that I didn't like the film, but that bit stuck out.
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 20:29, archived)
# Yeah, it wasn't fantastic. Heath Ledger was good though.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 20:34, archived)
# HIS ASS!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 18:49, archived)
# All time pennies up his ass!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 18:50, archived)
# o hai imchocked
:)
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 19:11, archived)
# I rather enjoyed that
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 19:13, archived)
# Woo! Most excellent opener (in every sense)
Also:
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 18:52, archived)
# That banana in your pocket will help you celibrate....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 18:59, archived)
# ooooh that is a coool challenge!!
(chopchopchopchop chopchopchopchopchopchopchop, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 19:02, archived)