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# R.I.P.
(, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 3:22, archived)
# Peter's
blue
(, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 3:35, archived)
# what happen?
I blame the entertainment industry's distinct lack of John Davidson since his role in Edward Scissorhands (1990)
(, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 3:41, archived)
# oh shit!
(, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 3:42, archived)
# have you got the Fall Fever Pedro
(, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 5:06, archived)
# You know it's gonna be fancy
when it says 'Luncheon' instead of lunch
(, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 5:17, archived)
# you mean like how "luncheon meat" has at minimum 5% fewer snouts and anuses than regular "lunch meat"?
(, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 5:26, archived)
# You mean more, surely?
I mean, what else are you paying extra for?
(, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 5:34, archived)
# IN OTHER NEWS
catastrophic HD failure this morning, by computer's an ugly paperweight at this point.
Everything I've tried to fix it has turned into a clusterfuck, to the point where I think I may have screwed the new HD I bought.
Hope you enjoyed my blog.
(, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 5:35, archived)
# so long as you did not lose any cat photos
 
new = under warranty?
(, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 5:45, archived)
# Oh I can probably return it
you can return most things here, probably even a used coffin.
I can't fucking computer though, that's the thing. I WANT TO COMPUTER DAMMIT
(, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 5:49, archived)
# just kidding, they're both equally vile
 
(I forgot about the lips and jowls)
(, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 5:44, archived)
# Deveined, deskinned, deboned.
I like saying that fast over and over.

(, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 5:46, archived)
# ...with a mouthful of luncheon meat
(, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 5:52, archived)
# This is the food related side of b3ta I've been waiting so long to see.
(, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 6:08, archived)
#
(, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 6:22, archived)
# It's all about the nutmeat
(, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 6:35, archived)
# Everybody's raving about the "Salad, Vegetables, Bread".
(, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 5:36, archived)
# and to finish, steaming great fucking urns of mixed Coffee/Tea.
(, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 5:46, archived)
# In New Hampshire!
When the critics say you're "charming", it's their polite way of saying you're shit.

(, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 5:49, archived)
# The name 'toffee' is already taken
so they have to call it coea. Do you want some coea? Of course you fucking don't.
(, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 5:51, archived)
# That needs to be
(, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 5:09, archived)
# "The site's problems appear to stem from a power outage on its servers rather than the boys in blue making their call"
(, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 5:10, archived)
# Thanks!
..and yeah, me 2
(, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:27, archived)