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[challenge entry] George Lucus decides to finish the Phantom Menace where it should have been finished

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(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 22:39, archived)
# I still say the Phantom Menace is a good kids film, just like the other 3
there were only 4 right?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 22:41, archived)
# There were only 3
The phantom menace never really happened, in the same way the last Indiana Jones film never happened
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 22:43, archived)
# without Phantom there'd be no Darth Maul or Pod racers
I'm willing to sit through Liam Neeson's appallingly wooden acting and Ewan McGregor's hilarious wig changes for that
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 22:48, archived)
# JaJa Binks
that is all
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 22:50, archived)
# a fantastic advancement in CGI that all the kids loved
when we were little we laughed at and enjoyed the same comedy characters in each film - the gay gold robot in Ep4, the funny green muppet voiced by Fozzy Bear in Empire and the teddy bears in the forest in Jedi.
Star Wars has always had clown characters, you can't dismiss Jar Jar without pointing out how fucking stupid Yoda was in Empire fighting a tin can for a sausage in the middle of a swamp.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 22:53, archived)
# But Yoda was from my childhood
and jar jar was just stupid :(
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 22:55, archived)
# I'm going to risk being accused of trolling here, but ...
bad though they were, the new three added a depth of politics and background that the original three were lacking.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 22:58, archived)
# why do you want politics in kids films?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 23:03, archived)
# Watership down was full of politics
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 23:06, archived)
# and all kids hate Watership Down
except for the ones that grow up to hunt rabbits
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 23:07, archived)
# at 32 it still makes me cry like a small child
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 23:08, archived)
# Watership Down and Farthing Wood scarred me as a child.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 23:33, archived)
# Because otherwise they'd be fun
and films is srs bsns
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 23:08, archived)
[challenge entry] Pre-Roasted happy ending?
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 2:07, archived)
# Too good for 'im.
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 2:33, archived)
# LEAVE JAR JAR BINX ALONE
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 12:00, archived)