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[challenge entry] Seems like a much happier ending for those dumbos who actually paid real money for a bit of Facebook

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(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 23:20, archived)
# Why did it have to end up about the data mining?
Why couldn't it just have been a nice site to talk to people on?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 23:24, archived)
# This!
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 23:28, archived)
# Because Mark Zuckerberg is basically a git
Also Facebook is very conducive to data-mining
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 23:36, archived)
# See also: most of the rest of the internet.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 0:30, archived)
# You'll be wanting this
cuntface.net/
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 0:00, archived)
# A blank internet page?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 0:06, archived)
# Not when I click it
click harder

cuntface.net/
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 0:08, archived)
# Ah, adblock was borking it.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 0:08, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 23:38, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 0:24, archived)
# Urk!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 6 Oct 2012, 11:56, archived)