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# And moody quotes.... 'life is like....' marilyn monroe or bollocks also get removed.
Apart from the 3 fit women I well want to bang, obviously. They can post what they want....
(, Sat 13 Oct 2012, 16:57, archived)
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"life is like marilyn monroe: fucked by the kennedys"?
(, Sat 13 Oct 2012, 17:00, archived)
# "Life is like Marilyn Monroe: You start off with too many toes"
(, Sat 13 Oct 2012, 17:24, archived)
# Haha.
There's also unwanted family members. My bro knocked up this chav (who seems to have worked out the benefits system, but not contraception), and as a consequence I get regular updates on her syphilitic offspring managing to construct models out of snot or achieving wondrous insight into civilisation by not doing their latest crap in the middle of the living room floor. Because I'm related to them I fear that 'unfriending' this regular news source could cause some family fall-out. And because I gain joy from regularly fantasising about writing: "Fuck off and stop posting the inane shit all over my feed, you mentally challenged, pig-ugly troglodyte," I cannot bring myself to ignore her.
(, Sat 13 Oct 2012, 17:06, archived)
# I read that as 3 ft women
(, Sat 13 Oct 2012, 17:17, archived)
# shortist
(, Sat 13 Oct 2012, 17:20, archived)
# I don't remember saying that it would be a bad thing.
I was merely surprised at your candour.
(, Sat 13 Oct 2012, 17:24, archived)