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# Cheers, all :)
To find a decent shot of someone cracking an egg I had to sift through far too many cookery tutorial vids on youtube... plenty of them were one-handed breaks which made me envious
(other things I can't operate with one hand: putting on my watch, peeling a satsuma and ladies bra straps.)
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Sun 21 Oct 2012, 17:28, archived)
# How the hell do you put your watch on with two hands?
Have you got the time on you cock?
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sun 21 Oct 2012, 17:29, archived)
# I like the idea of a watch cock...
yeah I said it wrong, what I meant was I sit down, press the watch face against my leg so it doesn't move while I fasten it... I'm cack at it otherwise
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Sun 21 Oct 2012, 17:36, archived)
# Eh? You like to watch cock?
The evidence is really piling up :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sun 21 Oct 2012, 17:40, archived)
# Do you like fish sticks?
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 21 Oct 2012, 17:55, archived)
# I like to put fish sticks in my mouth, yes.
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Sun 21 Oct 2012, 17:56, archived)
# you must be a gay fish with a watch on your cock and a bra you can't take off!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 21 Oct 2012, 17:58, archived)
# This thread has ruined my good name!
Oh, the headlines tomorrow...
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Sun 21 Oct 2012, 18:01, archived)
# you had a good name?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 21 Oct 2012, 18:03, archived)
# Yes,
unless you've been talking with my ex, of course
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Sun 21 Oct 2012, 18:08, archived)
# i don't have to worry about that
most of my exes are dead, curiously enough....
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 21 Oct 2012, 18:13, archived)
# Er, ooh. Hmm.
Not sure how to react to that
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Sun 21 Oct 2012, 18:19, archived)
# there's a reason my mates call me the black widow :(
having 3 exes commit suicide is a bit odd
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 21 Oct 2012, 18:22, archived)
# Wow, that's pretty rough
As coincidences go, that's more than a bit upsetting
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Sun 21 Oct 2012, 18:28, archived)
# they were all a long time after we split
one went nuts and put his head in the oven, one hung himself because he owed nasty people lots of money and the third was a drugs thing. it's nasty, but shit happens and you can't say who it should happen to
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 21 Oct 2012, 18:34, archived)
# Aye :(
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Sun 21 Oct 2012, 18:49, archived)
#
Restaurants will serve anything these days
(e1865, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 12:11, archived)
# On the front page for the world to see!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 21 Oct 2012, 18:03, archived)
# Two hands for me garentees a decent egg ;-)
I once hand my hand in plaster for a month, It was only then I realised how forgranted we take having two hands...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 21 Oct 2012, 17:35, archived)
# particularly for bathroom procedures I can imagine
I've always hung my toilet paper 'underhand' (hanging bit closest to the wall) because you can easily snap off a sheet with one hand by pushing your wrist into the roll.
Most people hang it overhand and I always think ahh, you haven't discovered the hidden advantage yet then...
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Sun 21 Oct 2012, 17:42, archived)
# I always thought having a wee was a one handed procedure....
I found the only safe way was to put my trousers around my ankles...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 21 Oct 2012, 17:47, archived)
# haha! bra straps are easy :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 21 Oct 2012, 17:35, archived)
# Using scissors doesn't count.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sun 21 Oct 2012, 17:37, archived)
# It's only LADIES bra straps he finds difficult
Mens, on the other hand.......
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Sun 21 Oct 2012, 17:37, archived)
# Maybe he should just stop wearing them altogerther!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 21 Oct 2012, 17:40, archived)
# A watch on my cock and a bra I can't take off
utterly scandalous accusations!
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Sun 21 Oct 2012, 17:46, archived)
# And just then the vicar walked in ! ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 21 Oct 2012, 17:48, archived)