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# I'm a secret Monkey Beer drinker...

(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 12:53, archived)
# if you're doing it secretly, you have a problem
*organises an intervention*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 12:56, archived)
[challenge entry] C'mon... we've all thought it... filtered through a piece of bread.....Can't be just the only one....
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 13:04, archived)
# you've just reminded me
i've got a full bottle of baileys hidden in the cupboard under the sink, kept specially for christmas
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 13:06, archived)
# and by christmas,
you mean breakfast right?
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 13:09, archived)
# of course not!
breakfast was poached egg on toast, scattered with dried ghost chillies and garlic salt, as usual.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 13:12, archived)
# Oh...
I had 3 cans of frosty jack cider, left over from last night.

Each to their own I guess.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 13:20, archived)
# actually, frosty jack is quite drinkable
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 13:23, archived)
# yes
very much so.

89p ace cider though, most definetely not. That makes me sick whilst still drinking it, thats how bad that is.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 13:42, archived)
# tried that once
and only once >.<
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 13:46, archived)
# The cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 13:41, archived)
#
I'd obviously ran out of cheeseburgers.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 13:52, archived)
[challenge entry] I'm a-rissing on this, I'm afraid. Is it one of those "films" from "Hollywood" I've heard you can "watch"?
I'm afraid. Is it one of those "films" from "Hollywood" I've heard you can "watch"?Have a pearoast to make up for it:

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 12:56, archived)
# R. Whites lemonade
an oldie, but a goodie
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 12:57, archived)
# Oh right.
A "Graham Garden", you mean.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 13:00, archived)
# pfff
i'm a bill oddie fan myself
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 13:02, archived)
# That's 'cos you're a bird.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 13:18, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 13:21, archived)
# nothing comes close to such perfect liquid refreshment
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 13:06, archived)
# how many times do i have to tell you all?...
If it's in a can, it's BOILED piss, NOT BOILING piss.
sheesh!!!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 13:14, archived)
# Depends on the temperature of the can
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 13:19, archived)
# through the illegal chemical reactions of Monkey Piss
I think you'll find it is Boiling
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 13:25, archived)
# be proud of your Monkey Beer addiction!
I had to rescue a hedgehog that got it's head stuck in a discarded Mcdonald's milk shake cup last night. It took ages before I could work out what I was seeing. I thought it was a tortoise with a crash helmet at first
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 25 Oct 2012, 13:10, archived)
# hahahah
awwwww
hahahahahah
awwwww
poor thing :( Hope he enjoyed the noms though.

I like hedgehogs and there are a lot of them in my town, but for some reason not in the area where I live. I got the slugs, I got the cosy nesting sites in my overgrown garden, just not got the hogs.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 13:39, archived)