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(SonofRojBlake, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 13:20, archived)
# I've just got a new sofa and armchair.
The armchair is a powered recliner as well. It is fucking awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 13:23, archived)
# i have no need of christmas delivery
all my christmas shopping is done.
*smugs*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 13:23, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 13:25, archived)
# i'm very well organised when i want to be.
plus, i love shopping!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 13:27, archived)
# All mine is done
Mrs S does it all, and we don't get each other anything
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 26 Oct 2012, 13:50, archived)
# sensible, yet with slightly scroogey overtones
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 13:55, archived)
# money doesn't go as far as it used to
especially with kids
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:05, archived)
# that's why i start buying early
get one present every payday.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:09, archived)
# I'm going to do what I do every year. Go out on Christmas Eve and get it all in one.
It's TRADITION!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 13:28, archived)
# You are my father in law AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 13:29, archived)
# a traditional christmas eve to me
is having a shower, making a hot chocolate, putting my fluffiest pyjamas on, curling up in front of the telly and watching scrooged, before having an early night.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 13:32, archived)
# Awww going to bed early so that Christmas will come sooner?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 13:33, archived)
# no
but i know i won't get a minute's peace on christmas day, so a good sleep is essential.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 13:36, archived)
# indeed!
I do the same, and also, I make sure that I spend just as much on myself as I have spent on all others :D
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 13:34, archived)
# Where's MY present?
I want it NOW
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 13:33, archived)
# you'll wait till christmas day, just like everyone else!
if you're very good, you can open one small one on christmas eve. only the one, mind.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 13:34, archived)
# Booooooooooooooooooooooooooo
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 13:36, archived)
# you're going the right way for a smacked bottom
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 13:40, archived)
# Fuck you Sony with your religious holiday promotions and your dead animal sofas
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 13:32, archived)
# have you ever tried to watch telly on a live cow?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 13:33, archived)
# Sexeh :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 13:34, archived)
# I don't like leather sofas
Not veggie or anything like that, I just find them too slidy.
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 13:35, archived)
# horrible if you're wearing a skirt
if you stand up too fast, you can leave half your leg skin behind.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 13:38, archived)
# with a dog and small child they are a god send
as they are easy to keep clean.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 13:40, archived)
# you clean your sofa with a dog and a small child?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:10, archived)
# One for the surfactant
One for the buff
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:31, archived)
# Actively disappointed...
... that nobody has violently attacked me for the crapness of the pun. I don't know what to believe in any more.
(SonofRojBlake, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 13:55, archived)
# hahaha, there you go then

(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:34, archived)