Trouble is, so are we.I'm with you in thinking that the planet is fecked and is heading down the shit-chute at a surprising rate of knots, I'm afraid.
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Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds.,
Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:40,
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just give me my secret volcano lair, my henchmen and my doomsday weapon, that's all i ask
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:43,
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Matching boiler suits and a ridiculous little ride-on train thing that goes round the floor?
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:49,
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of course! you've got to have a monorail! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:53,
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Oo ooCan I be the announcer over the tannoy? I can do a vaguely eastern european accent. And can count backward from 20. Above 20, not so good. Hope this doesn't rule me out.
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Smallbrainfield,
Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:54,
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are you willing to wear an unfeasibly tight silver jumpsuit?if so, you're in.
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Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:56,
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I was hoping for a Nehru jacket and some thick-rimmed glasses.Failing that, whatever Burt Kwouk wore in You Only Live Twice would do.
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Mon 5 Nov 2012, 17:05,
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