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# Take heed and get your hair cut
Think on.


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(I helped save b3ta! CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 19:33, archived)
# Guy in the tram yesterday was such a hipster it hurt
giant red beard, giant black rimmed glasses, dreadlocks tucked in a woolly hat, red sneakers, camouflage trousers and hoodie. Also, giant headphones and constantly watching the screen of his ipod or iphone or whatever's the hippest these days.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 19:36, archived)
# THAT WAS ME!
Nah, only joking. I can't grow a proper beard.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 19:38, archived)
# He sounds horrendous.
Vote for me and the DFaS could become a reality.
(I helped save b3ta! CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 19:39, archived)
# yuk
Game of Thrones?

Or his own reflection
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 9:53, archived)
# I want to do my hair in a queef
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Update your profile or Logout, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 19:52, archived)
# PAAAAAAARP
(I helped save b3ta! CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 19:53, archived)
# i'm not sure about curtains
it reminds me of being 13 again
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 20:08, archived)
# Better than an ironic fucking mullet
Or that dreadful thing the youths have these days where it's really short on the sides and then big a curly on the top
(I helped save b3ta! CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 20:13, archived)
# my cousin has that
he looks like a prick
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 20:22, archived)
# It's called a Def leppard I think
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 20:30, archived)
# I'm a Slap Head and do not want to be associated with Hipsters
Wankers.

Nicely done though :)
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 20:57, archived)
# So my straggly 'as long as it grows' hair doesn't make it.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 21:21, archived)
# i've just been tying it back for fifteen odd years
i've no idea what's going on back there. haven't shaved for a bit either. does that make me hip?

*hopes*
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 21:59, archived)
# I just leave it and eventually some woman or other gets worried by the split ends, twigs etc
and hacks a few inches off it.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 22:10, archived)
# are we talking head hair or pubic?
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 22:22, archived)
# yes short back and sides
or sbas as i call it ftw.
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 22:18, archived)