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# I ain't being your sex blanket even if it is with her
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 11:52, archived)
# hahaha
Wait until he's explained the full terms and conditions, plus payment
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 12:26, archived)
# TJ...
Wow! Great service from BT!. The engineer just called me on my mobile to say he'll be here at 1pm to test our line for the fault. That's great customer service, really good. Only one problem. We don't have a line fault and haven't called for an engineer. He's coming anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 21 Nov 2012, 12:41, archived)
# That is going the extra mile
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 12:42, archived)
# Praise be to God for the clipboard!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 21 Nov 2012, 12:43, archived)
# Sounds like the plot of a porn film.
Watch out if he asks you to help pull his cable.
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 12:44, archived)
# I hope he doesn't have a Noncember tache!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 21 Nov 2012, 12:45, archived)
# Someone wants to case your house for valuables.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 12:49, archived)
# some cunt stole the water butt from my garden a couple of weeks ago
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 21 Nov 2012, 12:51, archived)
# A water butt? Just what kind of middle class ponce are you, Gruffi?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 12:54, archived)
# the middle class poncey kind. I still have 3 others (and a spare)
they had to empty it first too!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 21 Nov 2012, 12:55, archived)
# You're lucky.
I once waited all afternoon for an Engineer to come and activate a phone line who never did turn up, then the phone I'd plugged in to the dead socket rang and someone asked me if I was satisfied with the engineer's visit. Fucktards.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:10, archived)
# he was just invisible, or very, very small
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:19, archived)