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[challenge entry] Hallmark are missing out not giving me a job.


I'm having a bad day.

From the b3ta Christmas Cards challenge. See all 159 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 17:05, archived)
# You missed the penguin :D
Nicely
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 17:08, archived)
# Reload and try again.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 17:17, archived)
# Santa
appears to have fallen and spilt his vintage port?
(I helped save b3ta! Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 17:16, archived)
# That's one of my good days.
I think we really ought to think about starting a b3ta city. Just think of how nice it would be. No fake holidays. Something, something, something, I am still waking up over here.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 17:16, archived)
# B3ta City, where there is no departures lounge.
Just a direct train to Hull.
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sun 9 Dec 2012, 17:41, archived)
# Where it's acceptable to say "A good Santa is a dead Santa."
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 17:52, archived)
# With the spray on that thing
I can only assume it was a case of goodwill to all sweary penguins...(that's SWEARY not SWEATY).
GET YOUR SHOES OFF THE SOFA!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 17:50, archived)
# My sofa
My shoes.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 17:54, archived)
# At ease, Soldier!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 18:01, archived)
# nice
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 17:51, archived)
# ^This
(herman:D, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 18:57, archived)
# Well,
I'm nothing if not polite.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 2:49, archived)
# Something like this was bound to happen :)
*puckers*
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 17:57, archived)