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# Ha ha ha ha!
I went to see the Hobbit at the weekend. It was ace, didn't drag like all the moaners were moaning. I did watch in good old low definition 2D, which saved me about £15 as well.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 15:05, archived)
# rabbit sleds FTMFW!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 15:08, archived)
# Sylvester McCoy was ace
Also, was trying to work out who the voice of the goblin king was, only Barry bloody Humphries!

It's a bit of an odd mix of kids film and LotR epicness, but I really enjoyed it.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 15:31, archived)
# everybody in the cinema knew it was barry humphries
because i said "fuck! that's barry humphries!"
my voice can travel through walls at the best of times :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 15:35, archived)
# I was going to see it
but decided not to bother once they announced it was going to be 3 movies.

Fuck, as they say, that
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 15:09, archived)
# /\ this
with many bells on
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 15:22, archived)
# To cut a long story short
It was the dragon that did it
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 15:43, archived)
# i saw a few mins of it on a streaming site, looked pretty good, but i'll wait for the dvd release
3d doesn't work for me anyways :(
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 15:11, archived)
# small local cinemas will usually show it in 2D
mine did.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 15:15, archived)
# I liked it pretty much, despite of all things
Jackson filled in the simple straight-ahead original plot with the humongousity of Tolkien's world that were left loose or unmentioned in TLotR, though the flashbacks and babbling about Istari and stuff and long shots of midgets running around New Zealand have paced it down a bit. In the end, it is possible that you will spend more time watching the movies than reading the book.

The hi-res 3D version was kinda unsettling for my brain because I watched it subtitled and felt weird, but was quite an experience nonetheless.
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 17:55, archived)