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[challenge entry] TWO sausages?
Smug and greedy to boot.
Sorry to TJ but I suppose I should enter this effort from the 'Recreate a Famous Work of Art' challenge from many moons ago:

From the Sausages 2 challenge. See all 146 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 15:45, archived)
# Harry Potter books, eh?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 15:46, archived)
# Someone else thought that when I first posted it, funnily enough...
Not Harry - that middle one is in fact a jumbo dictionary of slang. It's a great read :)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 15:48, archived)
# That's a heck of a lot of slang.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 15:49, archived)
# a shedload, even...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 15:50, archived)
# A fuckton.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 15:51, archived)
# *looks up*
stupid dictionary!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 15:53, archived)
# it's a perfectly cromulent word
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 15:54, archived)
# *is embiggened*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 15:55, archived)
# 0_0
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 15:57, archived)
# *throws dictionary on fire*
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 15:55, archived)
# A SAUSAGE!?????
/relevance double whammy
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 15:56, archived)
# \o/
If HappyToast were here, he'd know what to post in this thread.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 15:58, archived)
# if we say his name a few more times, he may appear
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 15:59, archived)
# Oh, well played! I've written a novel to celebrate:
Once upon a time there was a lovely little sausage called Smashy, and it lived happily ever after. The End.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 16:09, archived)
# you are gertrude perkins
aicmfp
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 16:13, archived)
# I have both editions of those books
Awesome toilet reading.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 15:49, archived)
# Hurrah! It certainly is...
the only trouble is that it was out of date almost as soon as it was published. Great for historical usages, though.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 15:51, archived)
# Indeed
I still laugh at calling my mum a berk...
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 16:02, archived)
# I got told off at primary school once
for calling a friend a berk, without realising its meaning...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 16:04, archived)
# *Googles*
Ha-ha! Well, I never.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 16:36, archived)
# ^this
Cripes
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 26 Jan 2013, 18:01, archived)
# it's a very naughty word
disguised as a rather mild one. :)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 18:09, archived)
# I've got the Viz Profanisaurus, about a third the size of that one.
It's even got a golden embossed knob on the front.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 16:07, archived)
# haha! classy...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 16:10, archived)
# And yes, it has 3 pubes per ball. I'm not even shitting.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 16:27, archived)
# stop playing with your food!
*still remembers your feral bananas*
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 17:12, archived)
# My feral bananas speak very fondly
of you, too... :)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 17:57, archived)