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# Cowe gonna Be Chopps
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Tue 5 Feb 2013, 22:58, archived)
# you could put his face on mike tyson's head
his hair would still look girly
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 23:05, archived)
# faceswaps in the MS DOS age
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 23:18, archived)
# My 56k modem is happy.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 5 Feb 2013, 23:20, archived)
#
youtu.be/p8XKhCfsTts
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 23:43, archived)
# That was ace
Also - the top comment is great
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 0:14, archived)
# Ha! Ha!
You're right - I missed that!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 8:43, archived)
# i thought i was waiting for
my SCIENTOLOGY! game to load on my spectrum for a moment there
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 23:20, archived)
# Ahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 5 Feb 2013, 23:22, archived)
# > FUCK L RON HUBBARD
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 5 Feb 2013, 23:25, archived)
# i'm sorry but i do not understand.
may i suggest you select N or S
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 23:27, archived)
# > SPELLCAST: XENU
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 5 Feb 2013, 23:29, archived)
# > EQUIP: THETANS
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 23:30, archived)
# > MAKE: MONEY
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 5 Feb 2013, 23:37, archived)
# that word is not in my dictionary
may i suggest you enter N or S
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 23:45, archived)
# N
9900 posts...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 5 Feb 2013, 23:52, archived)
# your quest has been successful.
would you like to play again?
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 23:58, archived)
# Y
BEGIN LEVEL 2 AUDIT
SPEND CASH
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 5 Feb 2013, 23:59, archived)
# I will now sing the sound of this loading
please attach microphones to your spectrum unit and J(symshift)P(symbolshift)P in the usual manner

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This was funny in my head

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 0:26, archived)
# loading error
please retry

twenty FUCKING minutes wasted. WASTED. and now i have to wait for you to rewind too.
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 0:47, archived)
# Time to invest in those floppy drives innit :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 0:54, archived)
# you are sir alan sugar
aicmfp
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 1:12, archived)
# How I spent the saturday's of my youth
Took over a year before I realised my tape deck was knackered
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 8:05, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 8:44, archived)
# I used to make things a bit like that sometimes.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 0:18, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 0:20, archived)
# that's a really cool filter!!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 0:22, archived)
# ANSWER ME GODDAMBIT!!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 1:01, archived)
# lol
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 1:09, archived)
# Welcore to Holl
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 1:19, archived)
#
Reeds
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 1:39, archived)
# Fucking Peter Molyneux is emailing me again
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 1:49, archived)
#
Peter Molyneux began his career in 1982 by distributing and selling floppy disks which contained video games for Atari and the Commodore 64. He believed that including games on the discs would improve sales, and later decided that the games were the main selling point, said Gary the racist giraffe.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 1:56, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 1:58, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 2:07, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 2:13, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 2:26, archived)
# He keeps emailing me with promises of fame and wealth
I told him I'd rather be a nobody than a walking joke and he just laughed. He just doesn't get it mofaha
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 2:01, archived)
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Using money earned from the database program, Molyneux and Les Edgar founded Bullfrog Productions in 1987. Molyneux provided the original concept for Populous, the first god game for the personal computer. Released in 1989, Populous was a major success for Bullfrog and went on to sell over 4 million copies, said Hector the psychopathic octopus.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 2:09, archived)
# Wate, actually perhaps we can use this to our advantage.
Let's think of a game to pitch to him.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 2:10, archived)
# Last time I sarcastically suggested a game where thousands of people hit the same cube with a hammer
He fucking went with it mofaha, he fucking did it.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 2:44, archived)
# If you really want to mess with him and get him off your case
then suggest something even more ridiculous...

Ok, what about: you plant some seeds, then you have to water them, then tend the weeds, then harvest the crops... and that's pretty much all you can do. Just a completely lame gardening game... you could even go as far as suggesting that the more 'basic' the graphics, the better. Man that would completely bankrupt the guy if he tried to develop it.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 3:53, archived)
# That sounds like the zen garden in plants vs zombies.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 4:05, archived)