I hope you found the spiritual peace you sought by regularly kicking the shit out of small-town villains.
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Captain Howdy,
Tue 19 Feb 2013, 18:46,
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Haha no.
But I did always used to write pointy snide revues on note paper of ever pub meal I had and leave it on the plate folded in half, on the out side I would always write "TIP, for the cook book and not the bank book" if that counts!
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The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search,
Tue 19 Feb 2013, 18:50,
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Un-ber-feckin-lievable.
Well done...

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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Tue 19 Feb 2013, 18:53,
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Haha!
I always strugled at the time to understand why people didn't like me very much!
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The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search,
Tue 19 Feb 2013, 18:57,
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*likes your style*
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Captain Howdy,
Tue 19 Feb 2013, 19:00,
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They didn't! ;-)
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The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search,
Tue 19 Feb 2013, 19:02,
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Hahahaha
A great tactic if you're not recognisable and/or you don't intend to go back. Else you would have ended up eating gallons of body fluids.
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arrangedletters,
Tue 19 Feb 2013, 19:37,
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Unfortunately I had long hair and beard Morrison style so was very recognizable and did used to go back!
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The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search,
Tue 19 Feb 2013, 19:42,
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Unless your cooks tips were
NOT ENOUGH SPUNK
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arrangedletters,
Tue 19 Feb 2013, 20:00,
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The gravy lacked piss and not enough gob in the mash!
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The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search,
Tue 19 Feb 2013, 20:03,
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Nothing creams up mash potatoes
like a big ol' glob of lung buter
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arrangedletters,
Tue 19 Feb 2013, 20:09,
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