haha, this
I recently managed to get a load of nice cider on a super offer because all that was left were the bottles at the back of the top shelf in Morrison's. I just did my best lift loader impression and they were mine! ALL MINE!
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Thu 28 Feb 2013, 12:31,
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What happened there?
I saw a glitch in th matrix or some spoons or something
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Thu 28 Feb 2013, 12:37,
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A-ha, I see why you took it down for some corrections! Maths/Biology schoolboy error.
By the way, we've already had a female PM ...
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Thu 28 Feb 2013, 12:40,
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ha ha yes, stupid numbers going upto 4....
Yes, and that turned out well didnt it? Hence the week off so nothing like that happens again.
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Thu 28 Feb 2013, 12:42,
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spoons?
are you having a flashback to your time in the Viet-Cong Cookery School?
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Thu 28 Feb 2013, 12:38,
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So...
there are numerous women in your area, who are now drunk upon the sweet nectar of easily-reachable cider bottles because they got to the shops before you? :D
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Thu 28 Feb 2013, 12:39,
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I found them slumped over their trolleys in the car park
eating melted ice-cream with their hands
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Thu 28 Feb 2013, 12:41,
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With copies of the latest Jennifer Aniston and/or Matthew Mcconaughey DVD...
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Thu 28 Feb 2013, 12:46,
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How dare you imply my Matthew McConaughey DVD collection is
the preserve of drunken car park lushes!
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Thu 28 Feb 2013, 12:55,
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