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# wolverine's scaring the kids
wolverine wanks in the rain

'I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched c-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time like salty tears in rain. time to jip'




de-original
newblockbusters.com/wp-content/uploads/The-Wolverine-2013-movie.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Tue 5 Mar 2013, 13:34, archived)
# the handle of the sword on the original looks SO much like a cock.
Why does wolverine need a sword anyway?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 13:47, archived)
# to stick up his arse of course
it's probably shaped like Hercules' willy
2.bp.blogspot.com/-cSZELDTtwM8/USy-MzaWbOI/AAAAAAAAJV0/VN_iWE0_MKw/s1600/WolverineHerculesTUMBLR.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 13:58, archived)
# yeah, as if 8 adamantium machettes wasn't enough?
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Tue 5 Mar 2013, 14:08, archived)
# Its coz its set in japan innit.
LOL SAMURAISES
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 14:15, archived)
# fecking love samuraises!!
had this poster on my wall 3 1/2' x 5' for a long time (sans writing)



used to scare folks :)

(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Tue 5 Mar 2013, 15:11, archived)
# Interesting story behind that cover
Apparently, the sleeve notes were very long and rambling and the designer asked Leftfield if it was ok to use a summary but loud music can make one a bit deaf. True story, read it on the internet.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 15:18, archived)
# Yeah well, samurai weren't exactly known for their stealth...
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 15:28, archived)
# Must be true then.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 15:29, archived)
# haha that's class :D
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Tue 5 Mar 2013, 17:23, archived)
# ace album, that.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 15:29, archived)
# for real!!
I saw them at Brixton Academy and it was the loudest, clearest, bassiest, trouser shaking gig EVER! they started off with 3 minutes of just bass wobblidge. fucking AWESOME!
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Tue 5 Mar 2013, 17:24, archived)
# 8?
where did he get the extra 2 from?

/pedant
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:07, archived)
# one on each arse cheek
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:23, archived)
# oopsie...
haha I'd say school boy error, but I'm sure school kids would know better than me
(more of a 2000AD reader as a kid, than Marvel/ DC)
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Tue 5 Mar 2013, 17:25, archived)
# Sword available from Ann Samurais
While cock lasts
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 15:30, archived)
# where's my nearests cockist?
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Tue 5 Mar 2013, 17:25, archived)