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# They come out at night, mostly.
My kids had them at nursery a few times. Easiest way is to get some worming tablets from the chemist and repeat for the whole family a few weeks later. And nuke your towels and bedding from orbit, it's the only way to be sure.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 15:22, archived)
# Really?
I had no idea this would be one of the consequences of children, I thought the children themselves were the parasites!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 15:27, archived)
# They are indeed parasites
but they come out of the vagina instead
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 15:31, archived)
# Sadly, no, they come with a panoply of parasites.
Head lice is another regular visitor when your kids get to junior school. Mmmmm.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 15:31, archived)
# ...and so ad infinitum.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 8 Mar 2013, 15:33, archived)
# I was 'prepared' for headlice
but bumworms is another matter
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 15:35, archived)
# Kids are like fast breeder reactors for all manner of horrible germs and they are not shy about passing it on to parents.
Kid a bit sick at nursery? Expect to have food poisoning and all the lovely associated symptoms yourself next day. Nobody tells you all this when you decide to have kids do they?
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 15:49, archived)
# When your mum is a nursery headteacher
it works the other way as well...I only ever caught headlice once and that was when her school had an outbreak :(
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 16:52, archived)
# I'm confused
are my bumworms having kids now?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 15:37, archived)
# this whole conversation is giving me a very itchy bottom
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 15:45, archived)
# Smallbrainfield is sponsored by OVEX.
Remember to treat the whole family!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 15:51, archived)
# this is why i live alone
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 15:55, archived)
# WORMHOLES!
*relurks*
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills Sixty 25th of Decembers, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 16:03, archived)
# enough to form a transwarp hub
oh god, i'm a geek :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 16:08, archived)
# Oh Sidney!
They've got exit apertures in all four quadrants
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills Sixty 25th of Decembers, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 18:10, archived)
# "Some worms, need a lot of lovin' and
Bum worms don't"
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 16:12, archived)
# fuck the bumworms
thanks for the earworm :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 16:18, archived)
# Don't worry. Try this. Instant earworm cure:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=tSsiS-v6_6M

I have a cunning theory that it's simple chordless melodies that make the catchiest earworms. Anything relying on an interplay of instruments for its main theme is too complex to snag in the brain and seems to work as a cure. The theme from QI is another good earworm-breaker - it takes far too much concentration to keep it going in your head for it to just go off on its own.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 16:33, archived)
# that's proper wrist-slitting stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 16:38, archived)
# i am now listening to i can't decide by scissor sisters
works a treat
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 16:43, archived)
# Whaaat? It's one of the finest relaxing tunes evah!
You kids and your bloody dubstep, I don't know...
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 16:45, archived)
# never confuse queen with dubstep
never
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 16:47, archived)