DID WE SURRENDER WHEN THE GERMANS BOMBED PEARL HARBOR?
HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman,
Tue 12 Mar 2013, 20:02,
archived)
It’s time we discussed something rather important.The issue at hand is, well, my presidency. The question has been raised, I know, as to just how I came to be elected to this most illustrious office. Or whether or not I had been elected at all. To that I must answer; of course. Of course I was elected, sweet America, of course. Isn’t the right to vote the very foundation of a democracy? Unfortunately, in the interest of national security, I am not at liberty to discuss the details of the election, you understand. But rest assured, I am your president because the appropriate people of this great nation decided I should be. I am your duly elected representative. Of course, when the time comes, when my term is up, America will be free to elect a new president. And that person will have our full faith and confidence, and carry our collective values forward into the future. Democracy, dear America. Democracy now, and forever.
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Tue 12 Mar 2013, 21:20,
archived)