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# Spay-footed-spack-grebe.


This bird could not stop a pig in a ginnel.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 15:45, archived)
# I saw one of these
trying to stop a pig in a ginnel earlier.
It failed.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 15:48, archived)
# but it could peck the fuck out of it with its unhinged beak
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 15:48, archived)
# Miss, Miss, he used a tablet Miss.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 15:50, archived)
# Miss, he cheated, he used a tablet.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 15:51, archived)
# Miss, Miss, Smallbrainfield cheated.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 15:51, archived)
# DID he now?
smallbrainfield, mofaha, i want to see BOTH of you after class
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 15:53, archived)
# MISS THAT'S NOT FAIR MISS SMALLBRAINFIELD CHEATED MISS I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 15:54, archived)
# NO TANTRUMS, YOUNG MAN!
do you want me to give you detention? hmmm?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 15:58, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 16:05, archived)
# HA! HA! TELL TALE TIT!

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 16:10, archived)
# do you want to join the naughty corner, mister mole?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 16:14, archived)
# Psst, Moley
it's where all the cool kids are at.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 16:20, archived)
# YAY!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 16:25, archived)
# That's pretty good
clearly dead, but pretty good!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 15:51, archived)
# Not dead, just very angry.

Birds are horrible. I imagine it pecking the fuck out of anything it sees, especially eyes.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 15:54, archived)
# YOU GOT ME IN TROUBLE WITH MISS YOU CHEATER
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 15:58, archived)
# ENOUGH OF THIS SQUABBLING!
i want you BOTH to write 100 times "i will not squabble in blind animal draw-off time"
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 16:01, archived)
# Magnificent.
It's looks like a quail that survived the oven.
(Lister of Smeg No talking. No smoking. Follow the orange line, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 15:59, archived)
# ..and now it's out for REVENGE
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 16:01, archived)
# Murder
... most FOWL!

Edit: oof, little ashamed at that.
(Lister of Smeg No talking. No smoking. Follow the orange line, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 16:03, archived)
# Smallbrainfield is a SWANted man
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 16:10, archived)
# You used a tablet, I'm telling Miss.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 15:52, archived)
# I'm telling on you. You used a tablet, I'm telling Miss on you.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 15:53, archived)
# Ha ha,
I haven't used a tablet since Autocad moved to Windows, so about 20 years ago.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 15:59, archived)
# you still get 100 lines, young man
now, hop to it, the pair of you!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 16:05, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 16:06, archived)
# Seriously?
What do you use to make your pictures then?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 16:05, archived)
# I use a mouse.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 16:12, archived)
# : O
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 16:13, archived)
# MISS SMALLBRAINFIELD IS SHOWING OFF MISS
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 16:14, archived)
# ENOUGH!
NAUGHTY CORNER! BOTH OF YOU! TEN MINUTES! NOW!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 16:16, archived)
# Miss, Miss, can we all do mouses tomorrow Miss?
But not Smallbrainfield and Mofaha, Miss. They're smelly.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 16:20, archived)
# we'll see
but miss is very busy tomorrow
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 16:23, archived)
# I'm used to using the mouse for drawing, been doing it that way for years.
It probably accounts for the aches I get in my hand (though 450+ hours of Battlefield 3 probably haven't helped with that either). ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 16:19, archived)
# you've got another 7 minutes in that naughty corner, boyo
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 16:22, archived)
# Ha ha.
I spent most of Friday and Saturday night putting C4 on the enemy team's helicopters and tanks. There is no greater joy in gaming than watching your enemies explode in mid air. Apart from the expletive laden tirade that follows, of course. Then watching them try to find you in the undergrowth, before giving up and climbing in their helicopter. Which I blow up again.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 16:32, archived)
# this is why i love paintball
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 16:36, archived)